Author: thegorkogazette
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Dead and Alive by J. C. Meyer
I found myself thinking about Dr. Erwin Schrödinger And his poor cat who never even got a name
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‘Gulliver Soles’ by Gulliver S. Gulliver
Like so many of GSG’s later works, it is a difficult poem to read out loud due to the preponderance of homonyms.
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Excerpt from 5/27 by Eric Kong Angal
But goo is goo, she thinks, frowning. Goo is always bad; goo is never good.
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Cuddle Me Coco by James Callan
‘Coco-Mania’ made its mark in a big way in the late Nineties, claiming 716 lives worldwide.
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SCRIPPS SPELLING BEE ADDS THE WORD SUPACALIFRAGILISTICEXPIA OH SHIT, SUPERCA
Scripps Spelling Bee has announced that The Gorko has been disqualified from the upcoming Round of Eight contest this September in Atlanta. Because of ONE LITTLE SLIP. Gorko Retread: ‘SCRIPPS SPELLING BEE ADDS THE WORD SUPACALIFRAGILISTICEXPIA OH SHIT, SUPERCA’ originally…
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The Light Darkness and 2 more by Kushal Poddar
We move the bucket around and give up, sit on a sofa with our legs tucked.
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MAN WITH PANTS ON FIRE ALSO TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR
One eyewitness described him as ‘extremely hot and bothered’.
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Firecrackers and Missing Fingers: A Documentary by Sean Ryan
My brother, Dr. Steven Cole, only sits in the front row at movies.
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The Catalogue of Ships and 1 more by Damon Hubbs
When you tell me Alain Delon is in hell, my mouth is like a policeman
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The Theme of the Week is Buttermilk
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Buttermilk.
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Tiddly-Winks by Ben Macnair
‘Players, to your positions. Game four, round two. First to pot six winks, or squop all opponents, wins.’
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WHAT IF DON MARKENBALDI HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT
The three-time Truman Capote Award for Literary Criticism winner, Harvard Professor Emeritus jackass and femicide Dr. Don Markenbaldi is heading to The Lake.
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My Knight in Shining Armor by James Callan
He has baby blue eyes and flaxen hair, forget-me-nots and autumn wheat.
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Regarding Use of Your Markers For Graffiti Sex Propositioning by Dan Weaver
It is me, Head Facilitator Jacques Boissonneault, and I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy, but…
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WAIT DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD BEFORE THE EGG OR
Luis Fernandez and Toby Joe spent another evening in on the floor of their sparsely furnished living room.
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Call Us What We Bloviate by Hugh Blanton
The book’s prefatory poem promises and warns, “This book does not let up.” Heed that warning.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Husband won’t stop using the word ‘chuffed’
They have darling little code words for everything.
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Kevin by Rick White
It’s impossible to talk about the 2009 Sea World Dolphin Adventures Squad without mentioning Kevin.
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scraps by Theodore Wallbanger
Smokes La Roque felt the blue marshmallows were the loftier of the two marshmallows.
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The Savage’s Sonnet and 2 more by Sam Kerbel
Our Smith & Wesson spring Has a number on you, devil fetch.
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Raw ponies nuzzling at the baubled grony: a terrible poem by Topiary Arrubdaquiri
Commentary by Tark Mackintosh
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Lovers on a Grass Rooftop and 1 more by Nikola J Milosavljevic
The horse’s head is speared. The night lit white in lightning flashes.
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The Theme of the Week is Challenging Dinosaurs
The guide to this week’s Theme is designed to eliminate fear of Challenging Dinosaurs. So spread your Cearadactylus wings and make like a Ramphorhynchus!
