Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.
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Do NOT miss this opportunity to purchase your medium rats, on sale for this weekend only in your local Rats Emporium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also offer small rats and big rats but our medium rats are always […]
The 245th book in the Horse Named Cleveland series, none published. We found this latest unpublished manuscript in the creative studio of our movie reviewer, Mitchell Kennedy, while he was on the pot. He has […]
What is it with those funny accents and tri-cornered hats? Wigs, chips, Hoovers and Wellies? The warning signs were there, but if you neglected to take measures to protect yourself and your family, by the […]
Have you been hearing voices when you sit down at the breakfast table telling you to commit atrocities against your own mother and father? Do you frequently lose consciousness while brushing your teeth in front […]
Literary critic and dimwit Don Markenbaldi, who took up creative writing well into his fifties after spending the previous thirty years of his life systematically belittling most of western literature’s great modernist minds, has apparently […]
He is BACK
The doctors say the hand will recover, but in the meantime we are going to be eating out.