Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.
Month: September 2021
MEDIUM RATS NOW ON SALE
Do NOT miss this opportunity to purchase your medium rats, on sale for this weekend only in your local Rats Emporium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also offer small rats and big rats but our medium rats are always […]
Book Excerpt: ‘She Rode in on a Horse Named Cleveland’ by Mitch Grey
The 245th book in the Horse Named Cleveland series, none published. We found this latest unpublished manuscript in the creative studio of our movie reviewer, Mitchell Kennedy, while he was on the pot. He has […]
YOU WERE WARNED: SPACE-TIME LIZARD PORTAL DISCOVERED ON LONDON’S SOUTH BANK
What is it with those funny accents and tri-cornered hats? Wigs, chips, Hoovers and Wellies? The warning signs were there, but if you neglected to take measures to protect yourself and your family, by the […]
WHAT YOUR NEW ALPHABET CEREAL IS TRYING TO TELL YOU
Have you been hearing voices when you sit down at the breakfast table telling you to commit atrocities against your own mother and father? Do you frequently lose consciousness while brushing your teeth in front […]
CRITIC AND HACK WRITER DON MARKENBALDI PLANS TO PUBLISH NOVEL ‘WITH BATED BREATH’ DESPITE FAMILY’S PLEAS
Literary critic and dimwit Don Markenbaldi, who took up creative writing well into his fifties after spending the previous thirty years of his life systematically belittling most of western literature’s great modernist minds, has apparently […]
LOOK WHO’S BACK
He is BACK
WE TESTED 2 POPULAR CHEF’S KNIVES AND WERE RUSHED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
The doctors say the hand will recover, but in the meantime we are going to be eating out.
IT WAS BROKE, SO THEY FIXED IT
No big deal, man.