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Month: July 2021
6 Mistakes You’re Making When You Watch ‘Star Trek III: The Search For Spock’
1) You are not letting the actors speak their lines Even if you know every word of the script by heart, many people don’t realize that by speaking over the actors they are cheating themselves […]
CRUISE SHIP GETS APPROVAL TO SET SAIL FROM MALAYSIA
‘Thank you,’ said the ship, a Mainstream Cruiser named Jerry. Jerry had been in quarantine since last December, following a deadly outbreak of coronavirus among his crew and passengers. He plans to head home to […]
Gorkoglyph 1.0
GORKO HUGS COLD POTATO BALL
MULTIPLE WITNESSES ACCUSE UNCLE TOBY OF WALKING WITHOUT MOVING HIS ARMS
Three-year-old Aisha, her older sister Nadira, and a neighborhood boy of undetermined age who was going around calling himself Bill reported that on several occasions today they had seen Uncle Toby walking without moving his […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog FAQ
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
AND WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT: A PHOTO ESSAY
Things Ron and Meryl paid good money for.
EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHER-POET’S NAME IS ANDY
Turns out that the best-selling existentialist philosopher-poet Andrew S. Kuznetsov III, is just called Andy by his friends, sources reported Monday. ‘It is kind of a disappointment, to be frank,’ said JaMarcus, Mr. Kuznetsov’s new […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘Potato’
Festival press has been quick to condemn Ruben Andreyev’s ambitious 3-hour single-take film of a potato, Potato, for being slow, melodramatic, and starchy beyond limits even contemplated by the director of The Turin Horse. But […]
Classic Gorko: ‘What is the difference between celebrities and mules?’
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, what IS the difference between […]
FAKE NEWS BETTER FOR THE DIGESTION, STUDY FINDS
A recent study claims to have linked the symptoms of unrest to unhealthy levels of consumption of real-life news articles and TV.