DON’T STOP, DREAMBOAT GORKO
We stopped ten people on the street and asked them if they could give us the definition of hamper, because honestly if you won’t even give us the definition of hamper, you are real low.
Nijs hopes the new superpower will improve his goalkeeping skills and get his team, FC Tweeny, into the VFFC Cup with a shot at the somewhat prestigious Former Champions Cup to follow.
RICH RUPERT SEES HIS FUTURE
Daniel Sullivan, a twenty-three-year-old medical student, was observed by several onlookers yesterday afternoon as he attempted to go across town in his red VW, violating several traffic regulations. One eyewitness described him as ‘extremely hot […]
Scripps Spelling Bee has announced that The Gorko has been disqualified from the upcoming Round of Eight contest this September in Atlanta. Because of ONE LITTLE SLIP.
Emily is my name, and I am a hard lady.
Citing the fact that it is ‘all just noise anyway’ the Federal Communications Commission Thursday cancelled rock ‘n’ roll indefinitely. What were some of the immediate reactions? ‘It doesn’t really affect us one way or […]
June 1997 issue cover
Frankengirl is the pen name of Mary Gulliver, daughter of the famous Modernist poet Gulliver S. Gulliver. Contrary to expectations, she was in fact quite easy on the eye.
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Ragamuffins. If you haven’t thought about Ragamuffins in some time, you shouldn’t feel alone. Real poets in their […]