It may be strange for a fifty-something guy to be so completely immersed (emotionally and financially) in remote control monster trucks (not boats, planes, not Ferraris, just monster trucks), and it does lead to some […]
Month: July 2021
THIS VIRAL HACK FOR CLEANING BOOTS COST ME MY MARRIAGE
We all love our boots. We know that boots come from Italy, but even so they are extremely popular in Peoria. An Italian man made thousands of people, including my wife, extremely angry when he […]
THIS LOCAL FARMER COUNTED HIS CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCHED AND NOW HE IS DEAD
They told him not to do it. They tried to stop him. He knew it was wrong, but he did it anyway, and then he paid the price. That’s right, local farmer Reese counted his […]
Classic Gorko: HAND PACKED BY BRENDA
No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. But who was Brenda? THE GORKO GAZETTE, […]
Mitch’s Movie Mash: Wherefore art thou Birdman?
NOTA BENE!!! Not to be confused with the 1962 Frankenheimer classic, Birdman of Alcatraz. We don’t meet the title character of Alejandro González Iñárritu’s 2014 Birdman until around the fortieth minute, when he is pictured […]
AMBIENT SOUNDS FOR SLEEP TAPE 6: MEXICAN NIGHTS
Lullabye Records’ latest ambient soundtrack, Ambient Sounds for Sleep 6: Mexican Nights, claims to use the authentic background noise of Mexico to create a relaxing, white noise to help you relax and sleep. Previous soundtracks […]
ACE THAT GROCERY CLERK INTERVIEW WITH THESE 5 TIPS
So you want to be a grocery clerk, but then so do the other 200 people in Alta who have been laid off from well-paying jobs in the last year. You know you have the […]
Gorkoglyph 1.6
TASTY PANCAKE MANSION FOR DOGS
IS THAT A FOOT-LONG SUB SANDWICH IN YOUR UBER EATS INSULATED DELIVERY BAG OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME
Not that I always hit on the delivery boy but I noticed something different about you, hunk of muffin. I mean, is that a meatball sub sandwich in your delivery bag, because I did NOT […]
‘Gulliver Soles’ by Gulliver S. Gulliver
Gulliver Soles Not the suns of your son Welford pistons in the night off the spat, tobacco river Flees La Quebrada to the son of seas And Howard says that for a can of peas […]
