We recently spoke to a chocolate bunny about which character it considered itself to be in the 1939 classic film The Wizard of Oz.

TGG: What character do you consider yourself to be in the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz?

CB: That’s a really good question because it is so difficult to choose just one character. I could use a brain, a heart, and courage, so I could be the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, or the Lion. But you see, well, I think in fact I am probably just Dorothy.

TGG: You are not Dorothy. You are a boy.

CB: I don’t really have a gender. I mean I am cherry flavored.

TGG: I thought you were hollow.

CB: Oh no, I have a cherry heart.

TGG: But you are a little coward.

CB: Well yes, I do try to avoid conflict. I am after all a cherry-flavored chocolate bunny without any powers of locomotion whatsoever.

TGG: Maybe you are the lion, then.

CB: Could be, could be. Rawr!

TGG: Holy Christ, you made me drop my spritzer.

CB: Sorry, it was a joke.

TGG: Anyway, thank you for your time choco bunny. Best of luck on deciding which character you are in The Wizard of Oz.

CB: Thanks, Raddy. Best of luck at your day job.

TGG: Yeah I got to go.

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