When asked exactly what he meant by ‘put out’, Mr. Schleps refused to enumerate the treatment he had in mind.
Month: December 2022
HOW COLD CAN A PET FROG GET?
Just kidding, of course, but it DOES make you wonder how cold a pet frog could get.
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF YOU COULD EAT PEOPLE
We’ll just let you chew on that one for awhile. TGG Foto de Derick Daily en Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
NEVER PUT THESE 3 THINGS UP YOUR NOSE
The nose knows, as they say, when something the wrong shape or size has been stuck up a nostril. But how can you be sure you are sticking the wrong stuff up your nose, Rudolph? […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Capitalism Is Right For You
I have been dreaming about Charlie ‘Shean’ a lot recently, too.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL? OUR 3 BEST GUESSES
Sheep smell a lot like this smell.
THE GORKO’S BEST OF 2022
To celebrate 2022, here is a roundup of our favorite pieces from the last year.
WHAT IS A SPORT YOUNG SQUIRE IF NOT RUNNING AT A MAN ON A HORSE WHILE HOLDING A HEAVY LONG STICK
Then you stab him.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: BRENDA IS FINE, UNCLE TOBY
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your life. Photo by Julian Schultz on Unsplash you may also like…
WHAT IF YOUR CANE GUN GOES OFF ACCIDENTALLY AT THE OPERA? HERE’S WHAT ONE PEORIA MAN DID
One Peoria man had the answer, and it was to cry fire in the crowded Emmanuel Souffle Memorial Theater.
Screenplay Excerpt: ‘Too Bright For Christmas’ by Hallmark Mitchell
Hallmark Christmas Special season is upon us, and our Entertainment Editor and subleaser Mitchell Kennedy has been trying his hand at writing his own tearjerker.
Classic Gorko: the GOOD, the BAD, and the CRAZee
THE GORKO GAZETTE’S 1994 COLLECTION OF ALL – MERRY CHRISTMAS (Just kidding)