When asked exactly what he meant by ‘put out’, Mr. Schleps refused to enumerate the treatment he had in mind.
Just kidding, of course, but it DOES make you wonder how cold a pet frog could get.
We’ll just let you chew on that one for awhile. TGG Foto de Derick Daily en Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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I have been dreaming about Charlie ‘Shean’ a lot recently, too.
Sheep smell a lot like this smell.
To celebrate 2022, here is a roundup of our favorite pieces from the last year.
Then you stab him.
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One Peoria man had the answer, and it was to cry fire in the crowded Emmanuel Souffle Memorial Theater.
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THE GORKO GAZETTE’S 1994 COLLECTION OF ALL – MERRY CHRISTMAS (Just kidding)