Month: March 2023
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RUBES: THESE 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR OFFICE DON’T EVEN SPEAK BASIC KLINGON
What is Richard going to say when the Qo’noS warriors demand qaStaHvIS wa’ ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD?
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OMG I AM AI ART
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REMEMBERING 2020: THE 6-HOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT COST 24 MAPLETON SUPPLIES CO. EMPLOYEES 6 HOURS OF THEIR LIVES
‘It is all part of the process of helping each other deal with the grief.’
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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 THINGS HE REGULARLY DICES WITH JUST AN OPEN PALM
‘I used to chop everything with just my mincing, dicing hands,’ Rambo told The Gorko, ‘but in recent years have gotten away from chicken and lamb.’
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 6
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Buster & Bibi (& Lennon the dog) – ‘Another day in the life’ by Kyle Hemmings
I’M THE BOSS IN THIS HOUSE A MAN IS ALWAYS BOSS
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HOW TO TAKE A FRUITING: CORRECT/INCORRECT FORM
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I’m Starting To Think Many Of You Don’t Appreciate My Ugly Pe#*$ by Harvey Weinstein
A lot of people aren’t talking about my pe#*$. It’s time to change that.
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Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL
‘Haruki Ishigawa Mitchell’ has been trying his hand at imitating the Kafkaesque Japanese authors Haruki Murakami, Sayaka Murata, and Kotaro Ishigawa.
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Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings
She was trying to levitate but got stuck
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BACK OFF MAN OR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER
TAKE DOWN ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS ON MY DARREN SHARP SHARPENS VIDEO SERIES BY NOON TODAY *********OR******** I FRICKING SWEAR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 5
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VEGETABLE SHORTAGE IN PEORIA? THESE LOCAL TEENS WATCH FEWER THAN 14 HOURS OF TV PER WEEK
‘Better start canning. The end is near.’
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DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.
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Upcoming Movie: ‘Elvis’ starring Elvis of course
The iconic rocker beat out several hopefuls for the role, including Austin Butler and of course Nicholas Cage.
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POPE RULES OUT FISH AFTER JUST A QUICK PEEK AT MENU
While the Pope usually orders fish on Fridays, today apparently will be an exception.
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HOW HOT CAN A CAT GET?
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NO GRIFF THE HOTDOG STAND IS THIS WAY
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HUA HUA HUA! NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FLOWERS ARE CHINESE
‘It seemed obvious so we did the research and, yep, the results were very conclusive.’
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THIS GUY’S NAME IS RHYS BUT HIS CAT GOT RUN OVER BY HIS EX-WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
IT WAS BRANDON I WILL KILLLLL HIMMMM
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3 LADY PIRATES WHO WERE FREAKS IN THE SHEETS
Alongside her friend-in-piracy Mary Read, Anne Bonny positively rode raw the sheets of the 18th century Caribbean.
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‘Slowly Slowly, Catchee Monkey’ and 2 more by Lynn White
Perhaps that’s where leaders lead us ultimately hanging on a plumb line to the depths
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IF YOU HAD TO COULD YOU MAKE A PAPER AIRPLANE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS
That is right, this paper airplane is for BAD HOMBRES.
