Her harness buckled over a Christmas sweater. Yorkie-size. Nice and warm.
‘I was run out of RMP in Dodge City after attempting to add a bit of smoke to Janelle Monáe’s breakfast cereal,’ confessed the beleaguered bigleague cook.
Oops we sat on the fruitcake again, and now it is riding up our asses.
JESUS BUT HIS HEAD EXPLODING
You ran right over to check it out with your AA sponsor Toby.
Your mother’s name is Dr. Donald Fispunks and he created you in a DARPA weapons laboratory sometime between Augsut 2017 and January 2018.
Maybe she knows something about metaphors, survival, & opposites.
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
changing diorama joint
No our reporters did NOT see Uncle Toby entering or pulling out of the monkey house where Molly is on display, he usually just goes to pet the goats.
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