Her harness buckled over a Christmas sweater. Yorkie-size. Nice and warm.
Month: May 2023
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 SMOKIEST DISHES THAT EVER GOT HIM FIRED
‘I was run out of RMP in Dodge City after attempting to add a bit of smoke to Janelle Monáe’s breakfast cereal,’ confessed the beleaguered bigleague cook.
WHAT’S RIDING UP OUR ASSES TODAY?
Oops we sat on the fruitcake again, and now it is riding up our asses.
AI SURE IS SMART
JESUS BUT HIS HEAD EXPLODING
OOPS NEW BAR ‘NEAR BEERS’ IS JUST A PUB CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE
You ran right over to check it out with your AA sponsor Toby.
THE GORKO RAN YOUR EMAIL THROUGH AN AI TEXT DETECTION APP AND YEP YOU ARE A ROBOT
Your mother’s name is Dr. Donald Fispunks and he created you in a DARPA weapons laboratory sometime between Augsut 2017 and January 2018.
FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: 4 poems by Bob King
Maybe she knows something about metaphors, survival, & opposites.
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 8
Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
‘hurtling empire stranded beaver’ by joshua martin
re-boost
changing diorama joint
THIS CHINESE GIBBON KEPT IN A SOLITARY CAGE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD A BABY TRUST US YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED
No our reporters did NOT see Uncle Toby entering or pulling out of the monkey house where Molly is on display, he usually just goes to pet the goats.
Classic Gorko: RECRUITMENT DEPARTMENT NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
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5/20 poem: ‘Inanna’ by Captain B
speeding along
i am the night train
be there soon