Month: February 2023
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: SOMETIMES A PISTOL IS JUST A PISTOL
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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IF YOU STARTED A BAND WOULD YOU CALL IT RESIDUAL DOOM
If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter?
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Classic Gorko: NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A LOSER can be purchased by sending $1.00 to the editor.
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LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THESE PORTLY HIKERS SLAMMING INTO TREES
Here at The Gorko we realize that you have a busy life and sometimes simply do not have time to get out in nature the way you would like. That is why we have decided to bring you the sound…
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WHAT WILL YOU MISS MORE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE, COFFEE OR BOLLYWOOD YEAH WE THOUGHT SO BOLLYWOOD ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS TOO
Please forward your answers to the Committee Chairperson.
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 4
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
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3 SMALL HORSES THAT ARE REALLY INTERNATIONAL ESPIONAGE AGENTS
Faroe the Pharoah later admitted to having become disillusioned with the American way of life, especially the dismal quality of hay.
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1 DRESS, 10 BRIDES: 10 OF ‘LITERARY CRITIC’ DON MARKENBALDI’S DEAD WIVES HAVE WORN THIS DOOMSDAY OUTFIT TO THE ALTAR
The white lace bodice shortsleeved doomsday outfit that reportedly cost him only $389.99 in 1994.
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FINALLY PROVEN: ROCK ‘N’ ROLL IS MADE OUT OF DONUTS
‘When we began really looking into what really rock ‘n’ roll music is made of, on a molecular level, it was just donuts.’
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IS YOUR PLANET BULGING? 3 TIPS TO FIRM UP YOUR CIRCUMFERENCE
Have you been looking at satellite images of your planet and noticing a bit of late Holocine bulging?Check out our 3 easy remedies for firming up a bulging circumference.
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SO IT IS FEBRUARY WELL I’LL GO DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS WHENEVER I DARN WELL FEEL LIKE IT
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The Theme of the Week is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree
JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VANILLA-FLAVORED AMERICANA FOLKS
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THE NEW MILLENNIAL LIBRARY FROM A TO Z
Challenged books for the K-12 set get the lion’s share of media attention, but what about books for emerging-to-Millennial adults?
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RACIST: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS REFUSED ENTRANCE TO LOCAL CLUB FOR APPEARING UNDERAGED
‘They discriminated against me based on my breed.’
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TRAGIC: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS TOLD IT WAS TOO SHORT TO RIDE ON THE NEW DEATH PLUMMET ROLLER COASTER
‘It is just shocking to experience [this kind of discrimination] yourself.’
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MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ‘THIRTEEN LIVES’ OR DO YOU MEAN ‘THIRTEEN LIES’
THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF THE 2018 THAI CAVE RESCUE MISSION IN WHICH 12 KIDS AND A SOCCER COACH WERE TRAPPED IN A CAVE COMPLEX BY UNDERWORLD SPIRIT CREATURES
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RIPPING YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PREPARATION TO ENTER THE WRESTLING RING AND GRAPPLE WITH DARREN THE DESTROYER? INSTEAD CONSIDER DONATING IT TO ONE OF THESE 3 CHARITIES
Slow down there Hercules, and consider just slipping the shirt off intact, to be donated to one of the following 3 charities!
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NO PIXIES ALLOWED ON THE PIRATE SHIP GENTLEMEN
I have called this little pow-wow gentlemen because I have had reports of some of the men sneaking pixies aboard the ship again. The anonymous complaint states that the pixies are generally snuck aboard in pantaloon pockets or seaman chests.…
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TOMATOES MADE MY SANDWICH GET ALL SOGGY
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