Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.

Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter?
First step
flee frownland
leave the sad swamp
IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A LOSER can be purchased by sending $1.00 to the editor.
Here at The Gorko we realize that you have a busy life and sometimes simply do not have time to get out in nature the way you would like. That is why we have decided […]
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And, that, my / friends, is the epitome of the blues.
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GORKO ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR AND SUBLEASER MITCHELL KENNEDY, APPARENTLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT GORKO POET LAUREATE AND ALL-AROUND BADASS CAPTAIN B IS AN ACTUAL PERSON, HAS DISCREETLY LEAKED US AN ‘EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW’ WITH THAT FICTIONAL POET, […]
Faroe the Pharoah later admitted to having become disillusioned with the American way of life, especially the dismal quality of hay.
to walk the path in an opposite direction
to bring about a face-to-face encounter
The white lace bodice shortsleeved doomsday outfit that reportedly cost him only $389.99 in 1994.