Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
Month: February 2023
IF YOU STARTED A BAND WOULD YOU CALL IT RESIDUAL DOOM
If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter?
‘Not to save the world’ by Captain B
leave the sad swamp
Classic Gorko: NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A LOSER can be purchased by sending $1.00 to the editor.
LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THESE PORTLY HIKERS SLAMMING INTO TREES
Here at The Gorko we realize that you have a busy life and sometimes simply do not have time to get out in nature the way you would like. That is why we have decided […]
WHAT WILL YOU MISS MORE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE, COFFEE OR BOLLYWOOD YEAH WE THOUGHT SO BOLLYWOOD ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS TOO
Please forward your answers to the Committee Chairperson.
3 poems by Ron Riekki
And, that, my / friends, is the epitome of the blues.
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 4
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
TITILLATING: BOGUS CAPTAIN B INTERVIEW LEAKED TO GORKO BY A MAN NAMED MITCHELL
GORKO ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR AND SUBLEASER MITCHELL KENNEDY, APPARENTLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT GORKO POET LAUREATE AND ALL-AROUND BADASS CAPTAIN B IS AN ACTUAL PERSON, HAS DISCREETLY LEAKED US AN ‘EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW’ WITH THAT FICTIONAL POET, […]
3 SMALL HORSES THAT ARE REALLY INTERNATIONAL ESPIONAGE AGENTS
Faroe the Pharoah later admitted to having become disillusioned with the American way of life, especially the dismal quality of hay.
‘fairy dust’ by Captain B
to walk the path in an opposite direction
to bring about a face-to-face encounter
1 DRESS, 10 BRIDES: 10 OF ‘LITERARY CRITIC’ DON MARKENBALDI’S DEAD WIVES HAVE WORN THIS DOOMSDAY OUTFIT TO THE ALTAR
The white lace bodice shortsleeved doomsday outfit that reportedly cost him only $389.99 in 1994.