He ended up walking about 12 blocks south and getting lost in Volkspark Hasenheide before realizing his mistake.
Month: June 2023
FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Residents Should Refrain From Wearing Tacky Cheeseheads Intuitively’ by Colin James
Place your suggestions in the bucket,
aesthetically formal while unhidden
beneath a stained white parchment.
ALIEN INVASION: THEY’RE ALREADY HERE!
PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT THE ALIENS ARE AMONG US?
Excerpt: ‘Toby’s Heart, It Beats For One’ by Uncle Toby
A girl he loves, his precious sun
Her eyes like petals, soft and bright
2 new poems by Strider Marcus Jones
deciding who should wear the hats
of happiness and hardship
MR. CHATBOT AT THE MOVIES: DIE HARD
Really? Then why are you pointing a human gun at me?
DOES YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL COMPANY PROMOTE SELF-INFLICTED HARPOON WOUNDS? FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE REALLY SUPPORTING
Was it just blind coincidence that you yourself have suffered not 1 but 3 self-inflicted harpoon wounds while on tours with Capn Ahab?
FIFA UNVEILS OFFICIAL MATCH BALL FOR WORLD CUP 2026, SLATED TO BE HELD ABOARD ZORGON DEATH CRUISER ZR3-45XNT
‘ZORGAZMO’ HAS BEEN UNVEILED AS THE OFFICIAL MATCH BALL OF THE FIFA MEN’S WORLD CUP 2026 ZORGAZMO (pictured above), the Official Match Ball of the FIFA Men’s World Cup 2026 was unveiled last night in […]
FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Slices’ by Will Penn
It is tempting to mythologise the man who oscillates from ‘Sometimes I think we went too far’ to ‘Damn it, we eat it in our own home!’ A reluctant god, perhaps?
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: DO NOT INGEST THE LEMON LOVE TONIC #9
(Stephanie I know it is you! tee hee hee!)
6/20 poem: ‘bull pawed’ by Captain B
the damming
the un
dance
‘A Half-Eaten Dead Man Walks into a Night Club’ by Kenneth Mitchell
‘You’re beautiful!’ the half-eaten living man says, /
a stream of blood splattering the half-eaten dead /
man’s half-eaten face. He doesn’t even flinch.