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Daily Humor

2.11.2022 7:00 AM

HOW A SOMMELIER RECOMMENDS GUZZLING WINE FROM A SHOE
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2.10.2022 7:00 AM

THIS MAN LET BYGONES BE BYGONES
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2.9.2022 12:09 PM

Classic Gorko: OREO BOMB
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2.9.2022 7:01 AM

No. 68
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2.8.2022 7:00 AM

UNCLE TOBY MEANT TO GET BASKETBALL STUCK IN RIM, HE ALWAYS TRIES TO DO THAT
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2.7.2022 7:00 AM

NASTY: WATCH THESE 7 PEOPLE DO THE NASTY
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2.6.2022 7:00 AM

DARK CARAMEL DOUBLE MOCHA MACCHIATA VANILLA LATTE EXPRESS: NOT LEGAL IN SLOVAKIA
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2.5.2022 7:00 AM

NEIGHBORS’ NEW DOG PETEY WON’T PLAY FETCH
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2.3.2022 7:00 AM

AND SOMETIMES ON FULL MOON NIGHTS A DISEMBODIED HOOP WOULD BE SEEN FLOATING ACROSS THE ENCHANTED SKY
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2.2.2022 7:00 AM

No. 67
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2.1.2022 7:00 AM

HAMID STILL DRIVING 2021 MERCEDES, WHAT SON OF SHITTY DOG FATHER
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1.31.2022 12:41 PM

FTW: THIS PLACEKICKER THINKS HE’S JESUS
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1.31.2022 7:00 AM

LIFE GAVE ME PANCAKE BATTER AND A HOT GRIDDLE, SO I MADE PANCAKES
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1.30.2022 9:28 AM

SPOOKY: WATCH THIS PAINT DRY ON A WALL
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1.29.2022 9:00 AM

WE FILMED IT ALL: LOCAL SHOPPER SURPRISED, KNOCKED DOWN, SLOWLY STRANGLED, EATEN BY SNAKE
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1.28.2022 6:30 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Spider-Man: The Way Home’ Shows Us That Not Everyone Can Be Famous
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1.27.2022 7:00 AM

ROMANIAN PRESIDENT SOMEHOW HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
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1.25.2022 7:00 AM

OH YOU CALL IT A WATER PIPE
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1.24.2022 7:25 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Mitch: A Memoir’ by Mitchell Kennedy
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1.23.2022 8:00 AM

TERRIFYING! WATCH THIS WATER GO DOWN A DRAIN
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1.22.2022 7:00 AM

POPE MAKES VEILED REFERENCE TO THAT THING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN LAS VEGAS
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1.21.2022 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘The Mattress 3’
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1.20.2022 7:00 AM

A PILE OF BEEF
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1.19.2022 10:00 AM

SO THEY INVITED YOU TO A PARTY, HMM, WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOU
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1.18.2022 7:06 AM

Classic Gorko: IDIOT MEETING OTHER IDIOTS
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1.17.2022 7:00 AM

POETRY SOCIETY TO HAVE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT
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1.16.2022 7:27 AM

YOU WILL LOVE THESE AMAZING 38-INGREDIENT, 18-STEP DESSERTS
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1.15.2022 8:11 AM

WORSE THAN OUIJA? THIS BOY’S HEAD BURST INTO FLAMES AFTER RECITING COMPLETE LOTR RING VERSE
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1.14.2022 7:00 AM

SO YOU BUILT A ROLLER COASTER. NOW WHAT?
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1.13.2022 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Lemon Palace
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1.12.2022 10:00 AM

STUNNING PAINTINGS TO HANG OVER YOUR DEPRESSING WINDOWS THIS WINTER
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1.12.2022 7:00 AM

No. 64
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1.11.2022 7:00 AM

BRRRR!!!
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1.10.2022 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Regifted Fruitcake
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1.9.2022 7:12 AM

WHY THEY DESIGNED YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING SO PEOPLE COULD LIVE IN THE WALLS
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1.8.2022 7:12 AM

YUP, THERE SHE GOES
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1.6.2022 7:00 AM

INSTEAD OF ‘SWORDSMANSHIP’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING ‘CANTALOUPE’
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1.5.2022 8:00 AM

No. 63
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1.4.2022 7:00 AM

THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE
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1.3.2022 7:00 AM

WHEN WE WERE PETS: THEN AND NOW
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1.2.2022 10:00 AM

THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA
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1.1.2022 12:01 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR IF YOU MADE IT
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12.31.2021 3:08 PM

THE GORKO 2021 ROUNDUP – HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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12.31.2021 7:00 AM

CHILLING: THIS MAN SAID NO WHEN A CHILD ASKED TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT
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12.30.2021 7:00 AM

HEY TONY THAT GUY IS WAVING AT US, DO SOMETHING
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12.28.2021 7:06 AM

RIGHT BEFORE THE WINDOWS GAVE WAY FROM TOO MUCH BEAUTIFUL
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12.27.2021 7:00 AM

WE ASKED 4 LOCAL K-12 TEACHERS FOR THE BASIC INGREDIENTS OF MEXICAN CHICKEN LIME SOUP. HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
📖 👀 More: WE ASKED 4 LOCAL K-12 TEACHERS FOR THE BASIC INGREDIENTS OF MEXICAN CHICKEN LIME SOUP. HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
12.26.2021 10:00 AM

DEBBIE HARRY SURFING, 2014
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12.25.2021 8:50 AM

SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO DUMP YOU VS SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP
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12.24.2021 12:14 PM

Christmas Special ‘Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney’
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