Good Boy does not understand these things, because he is a dog.
‘Log, Lead, Latitude, Lookout’ by Professor Stout (writing as Mr. Heustis)
With a trite, redundant, and yet undeniably true aphorism Professor Stout begins his third Sea Poem, writing again as Mister Heustis.
THAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE-HANDED GOD CLAPPING FOR YOUR DUMB ORATION BROTHER ETHERNAN
I hate listening to people’s voices, but Brother Ethernan’s puerile little chipMONK drone is my private version of hell.
‘Little Women’ and 4 more by DS Maolalai
so the 21st – sunday –
I tell her I’ll stay
off the beer
Classic Gorko: IDIOCRATISTS
The second thing we are going to talk about is hammers.
Interview with the Peoria Poet, Mather Schneider
Who is the Peoria Poet?
COMPARING MACKEREL? TRY GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO’S CUNNING INVENTION, THE MACKEREL SIZER
Simple yet elegant in design, the Rambo Mackerelizer allows any line cook to simply stretch a mackerel out and measure the sucker.
THE PENULT: STORIES AND NOVELLAS NOW AVAILABLE
A collection of hysterical, absurdist stories capped with two cruel little novellas.
‘Dark Stripping’ and 2 more by R. Gerry Fabian
The slow sobbing woman
sings the song of the hoop snake.
MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: DON MARKENBALDI IS A TRAITOR TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
SOMEONE ASKED MISTER CHATBOT WHY THERE ARE BULLET HOLES IN EVERYTHING IN MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD.
THIS CLUMSY BOY MELTED THE POLAR ICE SHELF
Winter is coming, in the form of 60 to 70 centimeters of displaced water.
MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD
Welcome to my neighborhood, meat vassal.