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Poetry by thegorkogazetteJan 11, 20237:00 amAugust 9, 2022
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3 poems by Adora Williams

The synonym for black is every black coloured picture:
Raven, obsidian, onyx, charcoal
But a thing says no-thing about a colour
This makes no sense

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 10, 20236:02 amSeptember 13, 2022
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WAIT SOMEONE GAVE ME AN UPSIDE-DOWN CUP

The cup in question will not hold any beer or water whatsoever. It is a useless object.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteJan 9, 20236:45 amNovember 1, 2022
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‘Whore Pigs’ by Captain B

OH LAWN CHAIR!!!!!

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 9, 20236:34 amSeptember 12, 2022
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COMPUTER? COMPUTER! YES, BRING ME MY WARM CHICKEN NUGGETS AND DIPPING SAUCE IMMEDIATELY, AND HEAT THE SEAT FOR HER HIGHNESS

COMPUTER! HER HIGHNESS IS WAITING FOR YOU TO WARM HER SEAT. SHE IS DREADFULLY ANXIOUS TO ASCEND HER SEAT.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 8, 20236:55 amDecember 26, 2022
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NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: DRUGSTORE REFUSES TO REFUND RETURNS

Police later confirmed that Wilma’s husband was dead.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 7, 20231:24 pmJanuary 7, 2023
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL

Send us your cheesy americana, cheese-related fake news, fiction, poems, pomes, art, or anything turophilic/turophobic and weird you think might fit at The Gorko.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 7, 20236:57 amJanuary 7, 2023
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WHY DO THE SLAVES ALWAYS LOOK SO WORRIED? OPINION BY PUNKIN

Life is pretty swell, to tell you the truth. The slaves adore me frequently and bring me both wet and dry cat food when I blink at them, but it amuses me the way they […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 6, 20237:00 amJanuary 4, 2023
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TOURISTS IN PEORIA ARE BEHAVING BADLY THIS YEAR. FIND OUT WHY

Stay at home. Bolt the door. If possible, if there is still time, board up the windows.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 5, 20237:00 amSeptember 1, 2022
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WE TESTED THESE 3 NASA SPACE BEVERAGES WITH A SPLASH OF VODKA AND BLASTOFF

‘This is the orbital drink of the future,’ slurred an extremely content Jevill while twirling and slurping, slurping and twirling.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 4, 20237:00 amJanuary 2, 2023
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COVER REVEAL: MITCHELL KENNEDY’S FORTHCOMING ‘LOVE DOG’ NOVELS

Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy has been BUU-SY! This time with a series of science fiction novels called ‘Love Dogs’. Read all about the first two books of the (planned) series below. BOOK 1: 1,286 […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 4, 20236:54 amDecember 11, 2022
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WHY IS THE PUMPKIN SQUEEZER LYING OUT ON THE TABLE, LITTLE JOEY IS GOING TO GO AFTER THE CAT AGAIN

I have told you about this again and again, and then we had the dry walk-through as well.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteJan 3, 20237:00 amAugust 29, 2022
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‘Silent Judgement’ by Amy Grech

Forced to wear a corporate noose,
His moral fiber quickly untethered.

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