So it is Monday again and you are seriously wondering whether you are dead or alive. No worries, friend, we’ve got you covered! Take our 10-item quiz (2 minutes) to see if you are in […]
AITA FOR CRACKING ONE TINY JOKE AT MY NEPHEW’S CHRISTENING?
by Séamus Easton First of all, I just want to state that I did not show up with the intention of, as my sister put it, ‘guaranteeing her son a chamber in the darkest corner of […]
Portrait by Jen: Raddy
Portrait of Gorko EIC and EIG Raddy, compliments of Jen of MoronicArts.com. We asked Jen to provide their impressions of Raddy, the hunter and pecker. They are printed below. HUNT-AND-PECK Raddy uses a typewriter attached […]
WILL THERE BE SNACKS AT THE GROWN-UP PARTY OR JUST PEOPLE TALKING?
So they have invited you to another grown-up party, this time at one of those snazzy riverfront condos, and you may go because you have learned through many years of experience to tolerate this kind […]
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU TO PUT ON THE CHIPPENDALE OUTFIT I BOUGHT YOU
When a person say me puts out serious money for their own birthday just so those close to them, let us say in this case you and Toby, can look good on the most important […]
THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE THE INTERNET
This clumsy boy broke the entire internet earlier this morning. It has taken experts more than three hours to get us back online. The boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Bomber Death Planes Riding Shotgun in the Sky
How can we be sure that pets are dead, and not traveling?
REPORT: THIS BABY KNEW YOU WOULD CHOKE ON YOUR ORANGE JUICE AND SPRAY IT ALL OVER THE WAFFLES
Somehow this stupid baby just KNEW you would choke on your orange juice and spray it all over the waffles. Little son of a gun. Photo by Jason Sung on Unsplash
THIS COURAGEOUS MAN WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AT THE AGE OF 56 AND WAS BULLIED LIKE IT WAS 1974
Unfortunately for Lenny, times have not changed all that much in forty years.