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1.27.2026 7:00 AM

SINCE WHEN HAS BROTHER ETHERNAN BEEN SPORTING THE CELTIC TONSURE, THE LITTLE TWAT
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1.26.2026 7:00 AM

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY by Aaron F. Schnore
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1.25.2026 6:24 AM

PETTY THIEF? WHAT HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN
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1.24.2026 7:00 AM

Untitled by Lisa Marie Zapata
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1.23.2026 6:57 AM

A Meatless Course by James Callan
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1.22.2026 7:00 AM

EWWW: THIS PEORIA-AREA MAN SHAVED HIS LEFT PELVIS
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1.21.2026 6:54 AM

Reincarnation and 2 more by Michael Lee Johnson (text + audio)
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1.20.2026 7:00 AM

THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO HONK FOR MY DAUGHTER, ŚLUSARCZYK
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1.19.2026 7:00 AM

So Much For Pills by Bruce Reisner
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1.18.2026 6:37 AM

Orangina Sabrina and 2 more by Theodore Wallbanger
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1.17.2026 6:18 AM

The Captive King and 1 more by Kushal Poddar
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1.16.2026 6:22 AM

Fu-Man-Buckaroo by Nicholas Viglietti
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1.15.2026 7:07 AM

Not This Time by Hugh Blanton
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1.14.2026 6:51 AM

YOU MIGHT BE A BOOMER IF…
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1.13.2026 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Cup-O-Joe
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1.12.2026 7:00 AM

Bones and Gold by James Callan
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1.11.2026 6:44 AM

Chuck under the chin
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1.10.2026 7:00 AM

NOTES FROM MY PUEBLO
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1.9.2026 6:45 AM

part-timer and 2 more by Audrey Beaton
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1.8.2026 7:00 AM

Shrovetide poem by Mykyta Ryzhykh
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1.7.2026 6:51 AM

A Letter to Maysam by Bill Tope
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1.6.2026 7:00 AM

LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI JUST STARTED WATERING HIS PETUNIAS IN SANDALS AND SOCKS
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1.5.2026 7:00 AM

At the Centro Administrativo del Poder Ejecutivo y Judicial General Porfirio Díaz, Oaxaca City, 1925 by Gulliver S. Gulliver
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1.4.2026 7:00 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘GAFFE THE GIRAFFE’ by Dr. Mitchell M. Seuss
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1.3.2026 6:56 AM

TALES FROM THE MONASTERY by J.R. Solonche
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1.2.2026 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Are Citrus and Celeb Normal?
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1.1.2026 7:00 AM

GREAT MIDWESTERN TENNIS TOURNAMENT AND SLENDERMAN SIGHTING
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12.31.2025 7:00 AM

Academy 666 by Simon Collinson
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12.30.2025 6:50 AM

corneRED by Theodore Wallbanger
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12.29.2025 6:25 AM

Important Holiday Season Reminders from the Only Full-Blooded Jew in the Family by Eli Evans
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12.28.2025 6:28 AM

Paprika Salsa Rider by Theodore Wallbanger
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12.27.2025 6:52 AM

The Silver Screen by Gulliver S. Gulliver
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12.27.2025 6:38 AM

BEST OF THE GORKO 2025
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12.26.2025 7:00 AM

T-E GA-NTL-T by Antoine Bargel
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12.25.2025 6:54 AM

MORE GORKO SURVIVORS BEGINNING TO SPEAK OUT
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12.24.2025 6:55 AM

He Has No Head by Ben Macnair
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12.23.2025 6:24 AM

The Big Santa by Simon Collinson
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12.22.2025 7:15 AM

The Truth about Santa and 2 more by Brad Rose
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12.21.2025 6:32 AM

and sky has fallen and more short poems by Mykyta Ryzhykh
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12.20.2025 6:52 AM

Vanities by Salvatore Difalco
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12.19.2025 6:47 AM

The Gorko’s 2025 Top 5 Literary Websites Of The World Ranked By How Many Times They Have Published Raddy
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12.18.2025 6:00 AM

IS THAT A FOOT-LONG SUB SANDWICH IN YOUR UBER EATS INSULATED DELIVERY BAG OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME
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12.17.2025 7:00 AM

For everything that matters by Jayanta Bhaumik
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12.16.2025 6:03 AM

‘in the sad bin of dusters be’
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12.15.2025 6:52 AM

Paintballing with Barry Gibb by Ben Macnair
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12.14.2025 6:13 AM

Ugly memes: But we are fish
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12.13.2025 7:01 AM

Interview with Up Yours! Editor and Publisher Charlie Fishead by Bill Tope
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12.12.2025 7:00 AM

Short fiction by Hugh Behm-Steinberg
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12.11.2025 6:44 AM

The Performing Poet: On Sarah Kay’s A Little Daylight Left by Hugh Blanton
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12.10.2025 6:32 AM

2 fresh entries into the arts by Theodore Wallbanger
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