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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteNov 8, 20239:22 amSeptember 6, 2023
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MISTER BANANA DOES HIS TIME

Good Boy does not understand these things, because he is a dog.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteNov 8, 20236:59 amNovember 2, 2023
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‘Log, Lead, Latitude, Lookout’ by Professor Stout (writing as Mr. Heustis)

With a trite, redundant, and yet undeniably true aphorism Professor Stout begins his third Sea Poem, writing again as Mister Heustis.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteNov 7, 20237:00 amAugust 1, 2023
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THAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE-HANDED GOD CLAPPING FOR YOUR DUMB ORATION BROTHER ETHERNAN

I hate listening to people’s voices, but Brother Ethernan’s puerile little chipMONK drone is my private version of hell.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteNov 6, 20237:00 amMay 31, 2023
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‘Little Women’ and 4 more by DS Maolalai

so the 21st – sunday –
I tell her I’ll stay
off the beer

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Classic Gorko by thegorkogazetteNov 5, 20236:31 amAugust 1, 2023
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Classic Gorko: IDIOCRATISTS

The second thing we are going to talk about is hammers.

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Interviews by thegorkogazetteNov 4, 20236:47 amNovember 4, 2023
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Interview with the Peoria Poet, Mather Schneider

Who is the Peoria Poet?

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteNov 3, 20237:00 amJuly 6, 2023
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COMPARING MACKEREL? TRY GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO’S CUNNING INVENTION, THE MACKEREL SIZER

Simple yet elegant in design, the Rambo Mackerelizer allows any line cook to simply stretch a mackerel out and measure the sucker.

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Fiction by thegorkogazetteNov 2, 20233:18 pmNovember 2, 2023
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THE PENULT: STORIES AND NOVELLAS NOW AVAILABLE

A collection of hysterical, absurdist stories capped with two cruel little novellas.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteNov 2, 20237:00 amJune 14, 2023
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‘Dark Stripping’ and 2 more by R. Gerry Fabian

The slow sobbing woman
sings the song of the hoop snake.

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteNov 1, 20239:34 amOctober 8, 2023
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: DON MARKENBALDI IS A TRAITOR TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD

SOMEONE ASKED MISTER CHATBOT WHY THERE ARE BULLET HOLES IN EVERYTHING IN MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteNov 1, 20237:00 amJune 13, 2023
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THIS CLUMSY BOY MELTED THE POLAR ICE SHELF

Winter is coming, in the form of 60 to 70 centimeters of displaced water.

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteOct 31, 202310:17 amOctober 8, 2023
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD

Welcome to my neighborhood, meat vassal.

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