I wrote back and begged him to be my Preceptor, whatever the hell that meant.
THIS CHILI CON CARNE RECIPE WILL BURN YOUR FACE OFF
Our special chile con carne recipe is so hot it will shrivel your tongue and gums, scald your eyebrows and bangs, and literally make your face drip off of your skull. It is five out […]
FROZEN FISH STICKS: WHAT A GOOD IDEA
Whoever came up with the idea of beer battering hunks of fish, freezing them in bags, then selling them in bulk must have been a freaking genius.
LOCAL JOGGER LACKS A CERTAIN JE NE SAIS QUOI
We are not sure quite what it is, but the jogger we passed running through Grand View Park this morning lacked a certain something, a je ne sais quoi, if you know what we mean.
The Theme of the Week is Sports Chafing
Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.
MEDIUM RATS NOW ON SALE
Do NOT miss this opportunity to purchase your medium rats, on sale for this weekend only in your local Rats Emporium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also offer small rats and big rats but our medium rats are always […]
Book Excerpt: ‘She Rode in on a Horse Named Cleveland’ by Mitch Grey
The 245th book in the Horse Named Cleveland series, none published. We found this latest unpublished manuscript in the creative studio of our movie reviewer, Mitchell Kennedy, while he was on the pot. He has […]
