Every month around this time she goes into town to buy flour, onions, and pickling jars. If you don’t believe me just wait and see. Aha, yup, there she goes now. Fresh out of flour […]
HEARTBREAKING: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR ROBOT
It was not enough for them to unplug, dismantle the head and arm couplings, and make off with our robot’s most precious appendages. They also wrapped our robot in a dirty sheet, trussed it like […]
INSTEAD OF ‘SWORDSMANSHIP’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING ‘CANTALOUPE’
THIS IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO STOP SAYING THE WORD SWORDSMANSHIP, EI! EI! SWORDSMANSHIP, CANTALOUPE, BOTH THREE SYLLABLLES, EI! SWORDSWOMENSHIP DOESN’T JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AND THIS IS WOMENS FENCING CLASS, EI! THIS […]
THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE
No need for that stapler after all, Brenda, because look who just arrived. It’s the guy in charge. Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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WHEN WE WERE PETS: THEN AND NOW
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THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA
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ARE YOU A NATURAL VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN?
Do you dress daily in a three-piece suit with a fluttering white ascot, frock coat and cane? Do you also wear elegant gloves and carry snuff in a silver box? Do you frequently step around […]
HAPPY NEW YEAR IF YOU MADE IT
HAPPY 2022!!!