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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 13, 20227:00 amMarch 7, 2022
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ARE YOU DEAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT

So it is Monday again and you are seriously wondering whether you are dead or alive. No worries, friend, we’ve got you covered! Take our 10-item quiz (2 minutes) to see if you are in […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 12, 202212:00 pmJune 11, 2022
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AITA FOR CRACKING ONE TINY JOKE AT MY NEPHEW’S CHRISTENING?

by Séamus Easton First of all, I just want to state that I did not show up with the intention of, as my sister put it, ‘guaranteeing her son a chamber in the darkest corner of […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 12, 20226:55 amMay 5, 2022
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Portrait by Jen: Raddy

Portrait of Gorko EIC and EIG Raddy, compliments of Jen of MoronicArts.com. We asked Jen to provide their impressions of Raddy, the hunter and pecker. They are printed below. HUNT-AND-PECK Raddy uses a typewriter attached […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 11, 20226:44 amMay 11, 2022
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WILL THERE BE SNACKS AT THE GROWN-UP PARTY OR JUST PEOPLE TALKING?

So they have invited you to another grown-up party, this time at one of those snazzy riverfront condos, and you may go because you have learned through many years of experience to tolerate this kind […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 10, 20227:00 amMay 31, 2022
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IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU TO PUT ON THE CHIPPENDALE OUTFIT I BOUGHT YOU

When a person say me puts out serious money for their own birthday just so those close to them, let us say in this case you and Toby, can look good on the most important […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 9, 20226:50 amJune 9, 2022
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THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE THE INTERNET

This clumsy boy broke the entire internet earlier this morning. It has taken experts more than three hours to get us back online. The boy’s name is Joseph, he is from East Peoria, and he […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 8, 202210:00 amJune 8, 2022
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Bomber Death Planes Riding Shotgun in the Sky

How can we be sure that pets are dead, and not traveling?

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteJun 8, 20226:36 amJanuary 21, 2022
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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 7, 20226:54 amJanuary 31, 2022
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REPORT: THIS BABY KNEW YOU WOULD CHOKE ON YOUR ORANGE JUICE AND SPRAY IT ALL OVER THE WAFFLES

Somehow this stupid baby just KNEW you would choke on your orange juice and spray it all over the waffles. Little son of a gun. Photo by Jason Sung on Unsplash

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJun 6, 20229:35 amJune 2, 2022
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THIS COURAGEOUS MAN WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AT THE AGE OF 56 AND WAS BULLIED LIKE IT WAS 1974

Unfortunately for Lenny, times have not changed all that much in forty years.

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