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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 16, 20237:00 amMarch 29, 2023
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FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Good cheese is like a fine wine’ by JENX

We all have guilty pleasures, methinks. Take cheesy music, for example.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 15, 20236:53 amMay 11, 2023
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RATZASS: UNRELEASED PRESS RELEASE BY BOB GIELOW

No female Fizer employees can imagine a health-conscious pregnant woman wanting to apply a product to their mouths that has been created using the shavings from a Rat’s butt.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMay 14, 20236:33 amNovember 17, 2022
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‘Baby’s After Me’ and ‘In the Movies…’ by Gene Goldfarb

Baby was always suspicious
of me, sniffing and straining

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 13, 20236:55 amMay 25, 2023
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AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL

What is American cheese?

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 12, 20236:47 amMay 12, 2023
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THE KINDERGARTENER REVOLUTIONIZING THE WAY WE THINK OF CRAYON ART

A local kindergartener enrolled in nearby Lake Glower Elementary, is doing with crayons something that has never been attempted.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 11, 20236:27 amMarch 9, 2023
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CRAZY! THESE PEOPLE WENT TO RED LOBSTER ON A MONDAY

How dare they!

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 10, 20238:55 amMay 10, 2023
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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!

To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23…

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 10, 20236:46 amMarch 12, 2023
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NO NEED FOR STICKS PRICKLES WILL HELP US WITH THE S’MORES

ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E: […]

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMay 9, 20237:00 amApril 14, 2023
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Nolcha Fox interviews Gabriella Garofalo

NF: How does being bilingual help or hinder writing poetry in English?

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMay 8, 20236:00 amMay 8, 2023
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2 death poems by Ken Tomaro

one of them jagged and broken
I sensed no evil or anger from him, but fear

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 7, 20236:48 amMay 7, 2023
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MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: 3 MISTAKES YOU’RE PROBABLY MAKING WHILE WATCHING ‘MAID IN MANHATTAN’

While rewatching the FABULOUS Wayne Wang (tee hee hee) 2002 blockbuster rom-com Maid in Manhattan starring J-Lo (if I may, Jennifer) and Ralph (Ralph does not pronounce the L in his name) Fiennes, between household […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 6, 20237:00 amMay 6, 2023
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IF BANANAS COULD FLY WOULD TWO FACING PIECES OF THE PEEL BE THE WINGS?

If the wings were not facing pieces of their peel, how would bananas propel themselves through the air?

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