On his third visit the Doc cut those shoes off. / Said that was the best he could do.
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‘Legacy’ by Captain B
My father
was bastard son of an emperor
I am
bastard son of an abbot
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU BROKE YOUR MOM’S FIDDLE
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your mom’s fiddle. Photo by Kajetan Sumila on Unsplash you may also like…
ARE YOU THE SEX GRINCH? A HOLIDAY GUIDE
Would you feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast, or is that something that you (the sex grinch) cannot stand in the least?
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to Mufaza the Twelfth’s Loin Throne, Uncle One-Eyed Jack.
FAMILY HOLIDAY STRESS INCREASES AS UNCLE TOBY’S THANKSGIVING DATE DESCRIBES OTHER SUGAR DADDY
Why did you bring a date to our family dinner, hissed Mom immediately after grace, refusing to pass ‘Asia’ the potatoes.
Classic Gorko: On Quoting Dick
NEWPORT PLEASURE
BIGFOOT CLAIMS HER KIND AREN’T TALL TALES DESPITE PUBLIC OPINION BY J.B. DAVIS
No word yet on whether or not public opinion will be swayed on the reality of Bigfoot, or if Sassy and Barry will tie the knot.