Scary green / A peacock
/ Nears
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 INGREDIENTS HE *NEVER* ROLLS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS
As many fans of Gorko chef Rambo Bolillo’s world-famous cooking show know so well, he likes to roll a lot of ingredients between his massive thighs to tenderize and add flavor. But did you know […]
WAIT YOU AREN’T FINN WOLFHARD
Hey wait one second, now that we are out here in the light of day you are clearly NOT Finn Wolfhard. You don’t even resemble him! Why did you lie about that? And no you […]
WHEN WE WERE TUGBOATS
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‘The average eye’ by Captain B
It all appeared so swept and clean
The normal nostril
would not have picked up
the very slight tobacco scent in the air
‘Sweet Daisy Grogan, Who Wears A Small Brogan’ by Winfield Hogaboom
Cried rhymes with died.
REPORT: FEAR STALKS AMERICANS AS SALES END IN SEPTEMBER
‘I haven’t even found any good polos yet. My polo game is in a bad situation. This is not good, not good.’
DON MARKENBALDI, LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSASSIN, MURDERS THIRD WIFE IN PEORIA
Don Markenbaldi has murdered again, and this time in his own backyard!
3 HAIRCUTS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO TRY BEFORE LOCAL BARBER TONY LARONI KICKS THE BUCKET
Whether you have been a regular patron of Tony Laroni at his classic barber shop Laroni Cuts on Thompson and Third in downtown Peoria or have never even heard of the local shop, which has […]