i remember the next day
and having to watch
Clean and Sober
with Michael Keaton
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
‘FOLK’ by Bruce Gee
layers deep, a warm white oak slumbers
WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
What is Holly’s earliest memory?
3 EASY SINGLE-SYLLABLE LIES FOR BUSY PARENTS
Just say YES, no matter what the context.
MISTER BANANA THROWS A PERFECT SPIRAL
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!
CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?
When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.
MISTER BANANA VERSUS THE NEIGHBORS
My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.
HEY WHO LET DIEGO RIVERA IN HERE
Windham cream, not paisley, Jorge, on the double.
GOT THE WEDNESDAY WENTS? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
What is Mister Banana’s favorite food?
ALMOST ART, MISTER CHATBOT! BUT INSTEAD IT IS JUST A BLUE EGG WEARING A CROWN SITTING IN A BOAT OF CHEESE
Mister Chatbot may indeed lack that artistic spark, that je ne sais quoi of the meat vassal painter.
3 poems by Marc Isaac Potter
Decorated by giant
Trash bins and the gentle
Fragrance of urine