One of the great benefits of being a famous movie reviewer is that you don’t have to go to the movies! The movies come to you. Let’s see what this week’s mailbag has brought little […]
RIGHT BEFORE JENNY FUCKING SNAPPED
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YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘PSYCHO’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
You mean the one where the guy stabs the girl to death with a butcher knife in the shower? Nooooo…come on man. That’s the only scene I remember from Psycho. Let me give you a […]
APRLE iRHONE 13: SO YOU WANT TO CARRY THIS UNLUCKY THING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYWHERE
Critics have been quick to pan the new Aprle iRhone 13, and the reason they have may surprise you. READ ON TO HEAR THE REASON Not for the lack of sizing options, clunky Suber Retina […]
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE IS TOBY
Reports circulating earlier this week that wherever you went, there was Toby have been confirmed by Gorko sources Nadira and Aisha. ‘We were in the grocery store the other day and, yep, there was Toby,’ […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘Lighthouse Museum’
The terrifying new film takes the familiar milieu of the abandoned lighthouse with one crazy person inside and turns it completely on its head.
IT’S OFFICIAL: PEORIA TO BE RENAMED PEORIA EL PASO
The Gorko interviewed several Peoria natives who gave their initial reactions to the results of the October 4th Peoria or Peoria El Paso (Peoria Just Passin’ Thru) referendum, the result of the recent city council […]
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Cooking With Lemon
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. I often dream of waterslides and artificial wave pools after I eat […]