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Poetry by thegorkogazetteSep 20, 20236:30 amSeptember 20, 2023
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‘i once wrote a poem’ by Captain B

i remember the next day
and having to watch
Clean and Sober
with Michael Keaton

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 19, 20236:53 amJuly 16, 2023
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?

‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteSep 18, 20236:57 amMarch 12, 2023
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‘FOLK’ by Bruce Gee

layers deep, a warm white oak slumbers

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 17, 20237:00 amJuly 5, 2023
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WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT

What is Holly’s earliest memory?

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 16, 20237:00 amMay 26, 2023
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3 EASY SINGLE-SYLLABLE LIES FOR BUSY PARENTS

Just say YES, no matter what the context.

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteSep 15, 202310:26 amSeptember 15, 2023
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MISTER BANANA THROWS A PERFECT SPIRAL

If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 15, 20236:51 amMay 11, 2023
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CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?

When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteSep 14, 202311:48 amJuly 16, 2023
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MISTER BANANA VERSUS THE NEIGHBORS

My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 14, 20236:57 amSeptember 14, 2023
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HEY WHO LET DIEGO RIVERA IN HERE

Windham cream, not paisley, Jorge, on the double.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 13, 20239:04 amJuly 16, 2023
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GOT THE WEDNESDAY WENTS? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA

What is Mister Banana’s favorite food?

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteSep 13, 20237:00 amJune 22, 2023
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ALMOST ART, MISTER CHATBOT! BUT INSTEAD IT IS JUST A BLUE EGG WEARING A CROWN SITTING IN A BOAT OF CHEESE

Mister Chatbot may indeed lack that artistic spark, that je ne sais quoi of the meat vassal painter.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteSep 12, 20237:00 amFebruary 28, 2023
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3 poems by Marc Isaac Potter

Decorated by giant
Trash bins and the gentle
Fragrance of urine

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