A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
Tough Day At Work by Seamus Easton
If Fiona runs me again, I will knock her to the ground
But help her back up because that’s good sportsmanship
SCIENTISTS SAY SURE, JACK, THEY COULD BREED 30-FOOT TALL CATS, BUT SHOULD THEY
‘We do not know if you have ever seen a half-digested human corpse barfed back along with some oversized kibbles on somebody’s front lawn,’ they quipped.
GREAT PLANT-BASED SNACKS NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS
So your New Year Resolution was to cut down on carbs by introducing more plant-based snacks to your weekly routine, and The Gorko is here to help. PLANT-BASED SNACK NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS Not […]
3 TIMES HE FORGOT TO PUT THE OREGANO IN YOUR FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING
He can be so forgetful and thoughtless that sometimes it is almost like he is doing it on purpose. Last year he forgot your anniversary and just last week he neglected to compliment you on […]
Portrait by Jen: Mitch Kennedy
Portrait of Gorko movie reviewer Mitchell Kennedy, compliments of Jen of MoronicArts.com. We asked Jen to provide their impressions of Mitchell, the man and artist. They are printed below. Mitch Kennedy Mitch has an itch […]
STATISTICALLY PROVEN: EVERY TWENTY SECONDS A PERSON YOU KNOW IS PROBABLY THINKING ‘FAIRIES DON’T EXIST’
A shocking new study by Gorko Institute of Public Opinion (GIPO) published Tuesday revealed a fact that you may have already suspected, but most likely dismissed as paranoia.
WHOA IS IT WHAC-A-MOLE WEDNESDAY?
This reminds me a lot of the time when we forgot it was Mogura Taiji Monday until we noticed all the people running around whacking mogura!
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