The real and lasting consequences for the humans in the picture, like large elephants in a room, were completely ignored.
Inhabited by those scary hybrid ancestors / That mated with the scaly overlords
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—By Jim— At the height of Jim’s skyward passionsHis affections no doubt surpassed The meagre twelve foot clearance of that Connecticut underpass All the steel of the overhead bridgeWas no match for the breadth of his loveAnd […]
Everyone knows that all men who published poetry between July 1908 and September 1913 in The Cleveland Guardian had only one thing on their mind.
The water cooler squirt whose name is Andy or Brian or something has been reported walking tall, that is correct, positively strutting around the office since helping to carry a fairly heavy box of paper […]
This is known as ‘wind effect’ and that is what I am talking about.
by Lizette Roman-Johnston I can’t tell you enough how much it means to me that you’d laugh at my joke. If I’m being honest, I’ve been a little insecure about my humor lately (Bumble matches […]
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