The real and lasting consequences for the humans in the picture, like large elephants in a room, were completely ignored.
Month: May 2022
‘I’ll pencil you in’ by Captain B
Inhabited by those scary hybrid ancestors / That mated with the scaly overlords
HEY FOLKS IT’S MUUMUU MONDAY
You know that coworker who always reminds you during the meeting 10 am on St. Patrick’s Day that today you should have worn green? Well I am the guy here to tell you that today […]
2 Poems by Ryan Keating
—By Jim— At the height of Jim’s skyward passionsHis affections no doubt surpassed The meagre twelve foot clearance of that Connecticut underpass All the steel of the overhead bridgeWas no match for the breadth of his loveAnd […]
‘The Basket-Maker’ by Arthur J. Burdick
Everyone knows that all men who published poetry between July 1908 and September 1913 in The Cleveland Guardian had only one thing on their mind.
WATER COOLER SQUIRT WALKING TALL EVER SINCE HELPING CARRY THAT BOX OF A2 GLOSSY BOND ACROSS THE OFFICE
The water cooler squirt whose name is Andy or Brian or something has been reported walking tall, that is correct, positively strutting around the office since helping to carry a fairly heavy box of paper […]
ASK A COPILOT OVER DRINKS SOMETIME: WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO CROSS ENTIRE OCEANS, ALTITUDE AND WIND BEARING *DOES* MATTER
This is known as ‘wind effect’ and that is what I am talking about.
THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT MY JOKE, BUT YOUR LAUGH IS KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT SO PLEASE STOP
by Lizette Roman-Johnston I can’t tell you enough how much it means to me that you’d laugh at my joke. If I’m being honest, I’ve been a little insecure about my humor lately (Bumble matches […]
NOW THAT UMPIRES CAN TALK WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING ABOUT THAT LOW OUTSIDE STRIKE
Starting in 2022 Major League Baseball has started allowing umpires to speak in defense of their questionable, often baffling calls on the field. For the first time fans can hear what these grumpy, contrarian despots […]
ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT DON MARKENBALDI’S FRIDAY QUIZ: IT’S A TYPICAL ABAB CDCD ACBD CONFIGURATION
[30-SECOND READ] Yo, here it is, same as last week’s tho:1. A2. B3. A4. B5. C6. D7. C8. D9. A10. C11. B12. D Photo by Nguyen Dang Hoang Nhu on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
the wolf by Captain B
i cross this thing
pavement
i don’t like it
i am the wolf