What did Baby Banana say to Mister Banana?
Month: August 2023
2 new poems by John Yamrus
he
never went back
to correct or change a line.
LIFE GAVE ME A BUCKET AND A MOP SO I PUT ON A BLUE JUMPER TO MATCH
I say say goldarn the torpedoes, and slip into some working man’s clothes.
THIS RECKLESS BOY BROKE SCIENCE FICTION
‘This mindless waste of an entire genre,’ wept one onlooker.
2 poems by Ivan de Monbrison
once, recently, you walked by a woman, who always sleeps at the very same place in a street, who keeps hiding her face, who was this time busy speaking all alone
LOVE DOGS ON THE FROZEN PLANET: A MITCHELL KENNEDY ORIGINAL
Ruby and Trotsky run into the bleak landscape, only to tumble into an ice crevice, stumbling directly onto the ancient lost cult of Ice Dogs!
BIRDS: HOW TO GET THEM TO HANG UP YOUR LAUNDRY
Did you know that many industrial grade bird feeds do not guarantee birds will hang up your laundry for you?
INSIDER REPORT: LITERARY CRITIC AND SECRET SLEAZE DON MARKENBALDI ALWAYS GOES COMMANDO IN HIS STUDY
Dr. Don Markenbaldi, one-time Contemporary American Literature prof, three-time PET/Payfung Prize winner spends most of his time while esconced behind his large walnut desk in his study completely commando back there.
MISTER DONKEY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND
The Magic Land Carousel is dispatched to different places around the world to bring happiness and laughter to sad children.
‘Incandescence’: Nolcha Fox Interviews Mehreen Ahmed
MA: It just kept going until one day the story itself decided that it wanted to end. At that moment, the book ended. The characters rested.
3 LOCAL DWARVES WHO ARE ALL ACTUALLY PARKING LOT ATTENDANTS: COULD THEY BE RELATED?
‘Yes we have hired Little People for our garages, they are tremendous workers.’
MISTER BANANA GOES TO AA
Good Boy and I used to do tons of crack!