Month: September 2023
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KITTY LITTER BUT FOR YOUR OFFICE MATES
Kitty’s Best Friend Poopy People Litter comes in eight different scents, including lavander, lemon-lime, watermelon, and tahini.
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PICK A ROBOT TO LOVE YOU
We have four amazing state-of-the-art Love-Me Bot models for you to choose from.
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‘NOT TIME FOR PANIC YET’ BUT SUPERMOON IS DEFINITELY GETTING BIGGER EVERY TIME
‘Hold your horses, dude,’ the published astronomer replied, ‘it is not time for panic yet.’
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MISTER BANANA WOULD ONLY LET ONE MAN THROW HIM LIKE AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL
Oh when the Saints! Oh when the Saints go marching home!
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MISTER BANANA FACES A DIFFICULT DECISION REGARDING GOOD BOY
Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
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END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
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‘The big city devoured my heart’: Words and art by Irina Tall
I looked around in a strange way and my neck hung down the blue-red tiger bed, I looked up and slipped.
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‘In the Early Twentieth Century’ and 3 more by Peter J. Dellolio
An all black outfit always makes a dramatic statement. / The waves are very rough along the New Jersey shore.
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MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
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WAR OF THE MEAT VASSALS DAY 3: MISTER CHATBOT DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
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WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
What is Holly’s earliest memory?
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CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?
When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.
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ALMOST ART, MISTER CHATBOT! BUT INSTEAD IT IS JUST A BLUE EGG WEARING A CROWN SITTING IN A BOAT OF CHEESE
Mister Chatbot may indeed lack that artistic spark, that je ne sais quoi of the meat vassal painter.
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‘The day fell like a veil’: Words and art by Irina Tall
And there, in the past, there was a big city and towers made of glass and iron remains.
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ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW IMPORTANT IS 5
The Gorko polled 10 local residents using an amazing new polling tool, the 1 TO 10 SCALE, 10 being extremely important on the scale and 1 being not very important at all.
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BROTHER ETHERNAN? WHY NO I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM HAS HE GONE MISSING OR SOMETHING
HE IS NOT TERRIBLY CLEVER, PROBABLY HIS IDEA OF A HILARIOUS PRANK
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WANT TO GO WADING WITH ME TOMORROW? MY WATER BALLET CLASS WAS CANCELED
I promise not to dunk or toss you I know you are only a beginning wader.
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‘The Short Life of The Spring’ and 2 more by Kushal Poddar
‘Old’, a keyword in this place, browns away on a wooden plaque on some shop front.
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The Theme of the Week is Chickadees Inside Our Damn Bonnet
The Chickadees seem determined to defend their turf, which is the top of our head.
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THE CIGAR SHOP HIPSTER WHO IS KEEPING ALL OF YOUR SNIPPED ENDS
He sleeps with them under his pillow.
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2 poems by Bob King
but the feeling of hope still feels / most like awe when it’s divorced from shame.
