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10.24.2022 9:42 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: AN ASTUTE WOOLY MAMMAL BY BRUCE REISNER
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10.23.2022 6:40 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT THAN BOYS
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10.22.2022 7:00 AM

SAT IN A PARK BENCH SATURDAY, IS IT
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10.21.2022 7:00 AM

MEET AHMAD RAHIJA, 26 YEARS OLD, SYRIAN REFUGEE, EX-YRG TACTICAL SECURITY TRAINER, MY RACQUETBALL PARTNER AND ALL-AROUND GREAT GUY
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10.20.2022 6:07 AM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL
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10.19.2022 6:50 AM

GORKO FUN FACK FOR TODAY
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10.18.2022 10:00 AM

Jonas Reads About Bigfoot from ‘The Totally Ninja Raccoons’
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10.18.2022 6:29 AM

MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: IF ‘THE TAXI DRIVER’S WIFE’ WERE A COMEDY I WOULD HAVE CRIED INTO MY POPCORN
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10.16.2022 6:38 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: ROBIN LAID AN EGG
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10.15.2022 6:00 AM

3 FAMOUS CELEBRITIES WHO NEVER SECRETLY FANTASIZE ABOUT YOU BURSTING FROM A CAKE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY YACHT
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10.14.2022 6:43 AM

HEY WE WROTE ‘EVACUATED THE HOUSE’ AND NO ONE THOUGHT WE MEANT ‘SHIT THE BED’
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10.13.2022 6:32 AM

RUNAWAY HOSPITAL GUERNEY STATS AT TWO-YEAR HIGH IN ILLINOIS
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10.12.2022 7:02 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NOT THE SINGING, DANCING TYPE
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10.11.2022 7:00 AM

3 Poems by Mike McHone
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10.10.2022 7:00 AM

WHAT IS THIS TREE THINKING? 3 SCIENTIFICALLY VERIFIABLE ANSWERS
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10.9.2022 6:36 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: RADDY IS NOT REALLY GORKO EIC
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10.8.2022 7:00 AM

WHEN CATS GO BATS: HOW TO SURVIVE A MOUNTAIN LION ATTACK
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10.7.2022 6:46 AM

TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY: WHO GAVE A BABY THIS DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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10.6.2022 5:52 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘The Hatless Horseman’ by Koontz Kennedy
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10.5.2022 6:55 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: TOMATOES ARE LIARS
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10.4.2022 6:45 AM

THIS MAGPIE PIE IS REDUNDANT
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10.3.2022 6:44 AM

KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT: I BROKE MY SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR’S JAW IN THE FIRST CLASS AND KNEW I WAS STREET READY
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10.1.2022 9:47 AM

3 REASONS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE TURKISH FOOD FOR ME WHILE I SIT ON THE COUCH
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10.1.2022 6:58 AM

3 Poems by Lynn White
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9.30.2022 6:45 AM

HEY FOLKS, IT’S FRITTERS FRIDAY
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9.29.2022 6:45 AM

NOT DOING THEIR JOB: MORE THAN 30 PEORIA HOUSECATS DISMISSED AFTER FAILING TO COMPLETE BASIC HOUSEKEEPING TASKS
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9.28.2022 7:00 AM

No. 101
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9.27.2022 9:46 AM

Classic Gorko: Newport Pleasure
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9.27.2022 6:52 AM

4 poems by Kushal Poddar
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9.26.2022 12:47 PM

CHESS WORLD ROCKED AS DETAILS EMERGE OF GRAND MASTER’S CHECKERED PAST
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9.25.2022 7:00 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
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9.24.2022 7:00 AM

‘THE NEW NORMAL’ by Prosper Ifeanyi
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9.23.2022 7:00 AM

3 NIGHTMARE PAGODA-SHAPED RESTAURANTS AND HOW TO FIND THE SECRET REAR STAIRS
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9.22.2022 7:00 AM

HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOUR BREACH IS READY FOR THE CAVALRY
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9.20.2022 6:24 AM

WHY ARE YOU A BUS DRIVER?
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9.19.2022 7:00 AM

THAT’S RIGHT IT’S MUMMY MONDAY
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9.18.2022 7:00 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
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9.17.2022 6:52 AM

3 short poems by Michael Pollentine
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9.16.2022 6:37 AM

GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 INGREDIENTS HE *NEVER* ROLLS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS
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9.15.2022 6:56 AM

WAIT YOU AREN’T FINN WOLFHARD
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9.14.2022 7:00 AM

No. 99
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9.13.2022 7:00 AM

WHEN WE WERE TUGBOATS
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9.11.2022 8:00 AM

‘Sweet Daisy Grogan, Who Wears A Small Brogan’ by Winfield Hogaboom
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9.10.2022 7:00 AM

REPORT: FEAR STALKS AMERICANS AS SALES END IN SEPTEMBER
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9.9.2022 7:00 AM

DON MARKENBALDI, LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSASSIN, MURDERS THIRD WIFE IN PEORIA
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9.8.2022 7:00 AM

3 HAIRCUTS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO TRY BEFORE LOCAL BARBER TONY LARONI KICKS THE BUCKET
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9.7.2022 7:00 AM

No. 98
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9.6.2022 6:37 AM

YES IT IS A FIELD
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9.5.2022 7:00 AM

‘The Unfunny Bridge’ and 2 more by Gene Goldfarb
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9.4.2022 10:00 AM

FIRE ON BOARD CROWDED CALIFORNIA LEAVES DOZENS INJURED
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