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7.17.2022 7:00 AM

ARE YOU AS BALD AS A COOT? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
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7.16.2022 7:00 AM

DO YOU HAVE THE TOOLS IT TAKES TO BUILD A BASIC DOG HOUSE?
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7.15.2022 10:13 AM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
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7.15.2022 7:00 AM

YES IT IS A TREE
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7.14.2022 7:00 AM

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID OR THE FACT THAT A PIECE OF MY SALAD FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH AND LANDED IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE
📖 👀 More: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID OR THE FACT THAT A PIECE OF MY SALAD FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH AND LANDED IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE
7.13.2022 7:00 AM

No. 90
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7.12.2022 7:00 AM

THREE SEPTETS by Adam Van Winkle
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7.11.2022 7:00 AM

NEW DIGITAL SAT IS JUST PONG
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7.10.2022 8:00 AM

Classic Gorko: Answers to FAQs About Celebrities in Harness
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7.9.2022 6:13 AM

THIS ISN’T ABOUT INFLATION. THIS IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT A SWEET LITTLE PIG
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7.8.2022 11:10 AM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
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7.8.2022 7:00 AM

3 CLASSIC SUPPORT GROUPS WHERE REALLY FIT TIME TRAVELERS WILL KNOW THEY CAN FIND YOU
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7.7.2022 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog FAQ: Is Don Markenbaldi Dangerous AND Lecherous?
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7.6.2022 7:00 AM

No. 89
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7.4.2022 7:00 AM

2 Poems by Nolcha Fox
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7.3.2022 7:05 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU ARE A BUTTERFLY
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7.2.2022 7:00 AM

SO SHE’S ASKED YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
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7.1.2022 9:52 AM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
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7.1.2022 7:00 AM

FIRST LOOK AT UNCLE TOBY’S NEW HAIRCUT
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6.30.2022 6:00 AM

PENSIONER IS A RETIREE, SURROGACY ADOPTION, COTTAGING A HOLIDAY IN THE COUNTRY: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO READ THE IRISH TIMES
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6.29.2022 7:00 AM

THIS HORSE IS COMING FOR YOUR FISTFUL OF CARROTS
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6.28.2022 7:25 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
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6.27.2022 6:29 AM

THIS DOG AND 10 OTHER THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE
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6.26.2022 8:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich
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6.25.2022 7:00 AM

3 GREAT LASAGNA RECIPES FOR COVERING THE CRUSHED GLASS
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6.24.2022 12:08 PM

GORKO BIGFOOT SPECIAL PLANNED FOR OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS OPEN
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6.23.2022 7:00 AM

ARE YOU CRAZY: THIS WOMAN LIVED WITH THE GRIZZLIES FOR EIGHT YEARS WITHOUT INTERNET
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6.21.2022 7:00 AM

Tough Day At Work by Seamus Easton
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6.20.2022 7:00 AM

SCIENTISTS SAY SURE, JACK, THEY COULD BREED 30-FOOT TALL CATS, BUT SHOULD THEY
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6.19.2022 7:00 AM

GREAT PLANT-BASED SNACKS NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS
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6.18.2022 6:56 AM

3 TIMES HE FORGOT TO PUT THE OREGANO IN YOUR FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING
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6.17.2022 7:00 AM

Portrait by Jen: Mitch Kennedy
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6.16.2022 6:41 AM

STATISTICALLY PROVEN: EVERY TWENTY SECONDS A PERSON YOU KNOW IS PROBABLY THINKING ‘FAIRIES DON’T EXIST’
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6.15.2022 10:04 AM

WHOA IS IT WHAC-A-MOLE WEDNESDAY?
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6.15.2022 6:46 AM

No. 86
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6.14.2022 7:00 AM

MORE LIFE HACKS FROM SIMON AND GARFUNKEL: IF YOU ARE JUST A POOR BOY RUNNING SCARED LIE LA LIE, LIE LA LA LA LIE LIE
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6.13.2022 7:00 AM

ARE YOU DEAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
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6.12.2022 12:00 PM

AITA FOR CRACKING ONE TINY JOKE AT MY NEPHEW’S CHRISTENING?
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6.12.2022 6:55 AM

Portrait by Jen: Raddy
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6.11.2022 6:44 AM

WILL THERE BE SNACKS AT THE GROWN-UP PARTY OR JUST PEOPLE TALKING?
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6.10.2022 7:00 AM

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY FOR YOU TO PUT ON THE CHIPPENDALE OUTFIT I BOUGHT YOU
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6.9.2022 6:50 AM

THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE THE INTERNET
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6.8.2022 6:36 AM

No. 85
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6.7.2022 6:54 AM

REPORT: THIS BABY KNEW YOU WOULD CHOKE ON YOUR ORANGE JUICE AND SPRAY IT ALL OVER THE WAFFLES
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6.5.2022 7:00 AM

Bureaucrat Smiles by Ryan Keating
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6.4.2022 7:00 AM

LIFE HACKS FROM SIMON AND GARFUNKEL: BE A SPARROW NOT A SNAIL
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6.2.2022 9:52 AM

Portrait by Jen: Lemon Reilly
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6.2.2022 7:00 AM

‘QUIERO UN DIVORCIO’ ONLY SPANISH WE LEARNED FROM NEW MASTERCOURSE ‘TELENOVELA SPANISH’
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6.1.2022 9:00 AM

NEW STAFF PORTRAITS BY MORONICARTS TO BE HUNG IN GORKO HALL OF STARES
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5.31.2022 9:00 AM

CLIMATE CHANGE MEANS YOU COULD SEE MORE IN-LAWS OUTSIDE OF PROSCRIBED HOLIDAYS
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