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9.4.2022 10:00 AM

FIRE ON BOARD CROWDED CALIFORNIA LEAVES DOZENS INJURED
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9.3.2022 6:42 AM

PAY THE RENT OR BUY A TACKY, MID-RANGE COFFIN?
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9.2.2022 7:00 AM

3 THINGS ALREADY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT WOULD HAPPILY SCURRY UP YOUR NOSE
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9.1.2022 6:04 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Honk For Jesús, He Is In The Road’
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8.31.2022 9:00 AM

‘August does not gentle’ by Nolcha Fox
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8.31.2022 7:00 AM

No. 97
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8.30.2022 9:00 AM

Classic Gorko: Answers to FAQs About Celebrities in Harness
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8.30.2022 6:48 AM

YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY ‘BBQ PIT SLAG MITTEN’ IN CHUUKIC DON’T YOU IT’S ‘BONO’
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8.29.2022 9:00 AM

MODERN-DAY JESUS CHRIST? THIS MAN WAS CRUCIFIED ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND 3 DAYS LATER WENT WATERSKIING ON LAKE TAHOE
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8.29.2022 7:00 AM

Pages of poems by Jason Visconti
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8.27.2022 6:36 AM

LET’S MAKE FUN IN CAR: RADDY’S TOP 10 LONG HOT SUMMER SPAM EMAILS OF 2022
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8.26.2022 6:57 AM

3 RAUNCHY SALAD DRESSINGS THAT WILL LITERALLY KILL CHILDREN
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8.25.2022 6:57 AM

ROOMMATE NORMAN SCHLEPTFELDER, AN UNEMPLOYED DISHWASHER, KEEPS SAYING ‘THE NEW NORM’ EVERY TIME HE GETS A HAIRCUT
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8.24.2022 8:59 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
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8.23.2022 7:24 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When jazz argot go way mean way over hep cat head teapad puffers like hum dum baby
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8.22.2022 7:00 AM

‘TYRANNOSAURUS EX’ EATS CHILDREN, TAKES OUT THE HOUSE
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8.21.2022 6:54 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
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8.20.2022 7:00 AM

3 LOCAL SHOPS WHERE YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON ‘KLEPTOMANIA FOR DUMBELLS’
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8.19.2022 6:59 AM

I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN THE RAIN
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8.18.2022 7:00 AM

Poem by Oliver Baer
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8.17.2022 9:47 AM

GORKO BIGFOOT SPECIAL PLANNED FOR OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS OPEN
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8.16.2022 6:55 AM

The Theme of the Week is The Glass Is Half Empty
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8.15.2022 7:00 AM

INCONCEIVABLE! 3 WORDS THAT PROBABLY DON’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK THEY MEAN
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8.14.2022 6:40 AM

OLDIE BUT GOODIE, SAYS UNCLE TOBY’S PERSONALS AD
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8.13.2022 6:54 AM

THIS MAN WAS CALLED LATE TO DINNER AND MISSED IT
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8.12.2022 6:23 AM

…BUT WOULD THEY WATCH YOU DIRECT TRAFFIC?
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8.11.2022 6:18 AM

‘CANTIBAL’ CHOKES ON SHIN BONE, BARFS BACK ENTIRE BABY
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8.10.2022 7:00 AM

No. 94
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8.9.2022 7:00 AM

MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: WHY DID THEY CALL IT ‘BLACK PHONY’?
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8.7.2022 7:53 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NOT YOUR COLOR
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8.6.2022 7:00 AM

Nolcha Fox: 2 New Poems
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8.5.2022 7:00 AM

SO THIS IS 160
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8.4.2022 7:00 AM

WHAT YOUR PASSPORT SAYS ABOUT WHAT COUNTRIES YOU CAN LEGALLY ENTER
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8.3.2022 9:30 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THESE COOKIES ARE TALLER THAN YOUR HOUSE
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8.2.2022 6:50 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Where the Butterflies Sing’ by Twitchy Mitchy
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7.31.2022 6:37 AM

AND THIS IS WHERE WE BROKE UP, UNCLE TOBY SAYS
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7.30.2022 7:00 AM

ARE YOU AS NAKED AS A JAYBIRD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
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7.29.2022 12:18 PM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER 20th
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7.29.2022 7:00 AM

AMAZING 1-INGREDIENT RECIPES
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7.28.2022 6:26 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Mrs. Colten Fagen Goes to Copenhagen’
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7.27.2022 9:21 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
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7.26.2022 7:00 AM

WHEN YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PENTHOUSE BUT IT IS LOCATED IN A DYSTOPIAN, 2049 LOS ANGELES
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7.25.2022 7:00 AM

‘Terminal Blue’ and ‘Self-Adjustments for the Greater Good’ by Mark Blickley and Amy Bassin
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7.24.2022 7:51 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT THAT BRIDGE
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7.23.2022 6:58 AM

WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE CHICKEN COOP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A LATCH YOU CAN’T WORK BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS: ARE YOU A CHICKEN?
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7.22.2022 12:14 PM

THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
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7.22.2022 7:00 AM

THESE MONKEYS WERE INJECTED WITH BOTOX IN THE RUNUP TO A NATIONAL BEAUTY PAGEANT WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU
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7.21.2022 6:38 AM

TURNS OUT RACY MAGAZINE ONLY HAS 1 CAR IN IT
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7.20.2022 7:00 AM

No. 91
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7.19.2022 9:52 AM

‘Her Crown of Glory’ by Arthur J. Burdick
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