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The Gorko Gazette

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12.11.2022 6:48 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NO NOT THE GOOD WHISKEY FOOL
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12.10.2022 7:00 AM

QUEEN FOR A DAY? THIS TWENTY-SOMETHING WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN FOR 3 HOURS WHEN HER MANAGER CAME DOWN WITH THE ‘VID
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12.9.2022 6:57 AM

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR STAMP LICKER RUNS OUT OF SALIVA
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12.8.2022 6:29 AM

BIGFOOT HAD THE GOUT! FOOT SWOLLEN 3X NORMAL SIZE! ACTUALLY WEARS A SIZE 6
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12.7.2022 7:00 AM

No. 108
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12.6.2022 7:00 AM

NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: NO MORE CHRISTMAS?
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12.4.2022 6:46 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: WINDMILLS KILLED YOUR FATHER
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12.3.2022 6:38 AM

3 visual poems – Laszlo Aranyi
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12.2.2022 6:50 AM

WE NAMED OUR CHILD BRICKTOP AND THEY BULLIED HIM. COME ON BRICKTOP SHOW THEM WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF
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12.1.2022 7:00 AM

‘You’re only crazy’ and ‘Touring’ by Nolcha Fox
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11.30.2022 7:00 AM

No. 107
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11.29.2022 6:24 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: ‘ETHICS AS A CONSEQUENCE’ BY COLIN JAMES
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11.28.2022 1:55 PM

SIGN UP FOR THE GORKO WEEKLY PREVIEW! EVERY MONDAY GET A TASTE OF THE SWEET AND GREASY GORKO BANQUET TO COME
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11.27.2022 6:44 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU BROKE YOUR MOM’S FIDDLE
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11.26.2022 7:00 AM

ARE YOU THE SEX GRINCH? A HOLIDAY GUIDE
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11.25.2022 6:29 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘The Loin King’
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11.24.2022 8:00 AM

FAMILY HOLIDAY STRESS INCREASES AS UNCLE TOBY’S THANKSGIVING DATE DESCRIBES OTHER SUGAR DADDY
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11.23.2022 9:06 AM

Classic Gorko: On Quoting Dick
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11.23.2022 7:00 AM

No. 106
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11.22.2022 9:13 AM

BIGFOOT CLAIMS HER KIND AREN’T TALL TALES DESPITE PUBLIC OPINION BY J.B. DAVIS
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11.22.2022 9:00 AM

IF YOU WERE A PILGRIM AND COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANTED WITH THIS PUMPKIN, WHAT WOULD IT BE
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11.21.2022 6:33 AM

WHAT THE WAY YOUR CAT EATS YOUR CHEERIOS CAN TELL YOU ABOUT WHETHER YOU SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO BED AND STAY THERE
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11.20.2022 6:43 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOBY
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11.19.2022 7:00 AM

‘3 POEMS NEVER ACCEPTED BY ADROIT’ BY JOSEPH LEE MEADS
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11.18.2022 6:51 AM

WHY NOT JUST POUND OUT THAT RUSSIAN NOVEL? 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR OFFICE WHO ALREADY HAVE
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11.17.2022 6:06 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: EXCERPT FROM ‘THE GHOST’S LEAVETAKING’ BY JACOB AUSTIN
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11.16.2022 7:00 AM

No. 105
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11.14.2022 7:00 AM

Poet’s Corner: ‘Premium Steel Plow’ by Allen Bours
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11.13.2022 6:42 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THIS BAG DOES NOT HAVE WHEELS
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11.12.2022 7:00 AM

IS THE UK GETTING CLOSER?
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11.11.2022 6:50 AM

HAPPY PEPERO DAY GORKO
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11.11.2022 6:49 AM

WHEN COUSINS AREN’T FRIENDS: HOW TO BREAK IT TO 35-YEAR-OLD CORY, YOUR AUNT’S BOY
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11.10.2022 7:00 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: ‘TRICK OR TREAT?’ by Michael Pollentine
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11.9.2022 7:00 AM

No. 104
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11.7.2022 7:00 AM

BEEFCAKE FACTORY: APRIL 2020 COVID MESSAGE FOR PATRONS BY BOB GIELOW
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11.6.2022 6:34 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: NOT WINNING THE DERBY THIS YEAR
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11.5.2022 6:23 AM

GLENFIDDUCK 12 YEAR SCOTCH (5 OUT OF 5 STARS): MOBILITY SCOOTER FLIES THROUGH BARRICADE, PLUMMETS ONTO NUDE BEACH
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11.4.2022 7:00 AM

3 PEOPLE IN LINE AT DISNEY LAND WHO IF THEY HEAR YOU SAY ‘A THING’ ONE MORE TIME WILL BEND YOU OVER AND SCALP YOU
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11.3.2022 6:26 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Men Kiss Trophies
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11.1.2022 11:43 PM

HAPPY MUERTOS GORKO
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11.1.2022 7:00 AM

Nolcha Fox’s ‘The meaning of life’ and ‘A bad day’
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10.31.2022 9:35 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: ‘Becoming A Woodwose In Montreal’ by Daniel Ross
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10.31.2022 8:44 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, GORKO!
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10.31.2022 6:44 AM

The Theme of the Week is Crouched Behind Bushes With A Garden Hose
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10.30.2022 7:00 AM

GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THIS FISH KNOWS
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10.29.2022 7:00 AM

3 GROWN MEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO WOULD HAPPILY PLAY TEVYE IN A HIGH SCHOOL THEATRICAL ADAPTATION OF ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’ IF IT MEANT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COULD WIN THE SUPER BOWL
📖 👀 More: 3 GROWN MEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO WOULD HAPPILY PLAY TEVYE IN A HIGH SCHOOL THEATRICAL ADAPTATION OF ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’ IF IT MEANT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COULD WIN THE SUPER BOWL
10.28.2022 7:00 AM

TACO SHORTAGE REPORTED………ON THE MOON!
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10.27.2022 6:52 AM

FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: 2 poems by Nolcha Fox
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10.26.2022 9:04 AM

Classic Gorko: TOO MUCH BROCCOLI
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10.26.2022 7:00 AM

No. 102
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