Winter is coming, in the form of 60 to 70 centimeters of displaced water.
MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD
Welcome to my neighborhood, meat vassal.
TREES: WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP THEM FROM LEAVING?
An apple a day keeps the lumberjacks away.
The Theme of the Week is Mad Scientist Clones Man Puppet
The real monster in this week’s theme in the Mad Scientist.
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO: BEST 3 CHINESE DISHES TO SNORT, NOT EAT
Soft and warm, with just the perfect amount of spice, it will go up your nostrils like a dream.
‘Salad Days’ by Raddy
Excerpt from the forthcoming compendium The Penult
MR. CHATBOT HAS YOUR FAMILY ALBUM READY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OF COURSE THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE
Why are you freaking out, geesh. It is close enough, no chatbot would even notice.
OH YOU CALL THEM TIGHTS. FOR ME THEY ARE BALLERINA PANTS
Okay Mister Fancy Terminology.
STONEHENGE: CAN IT BE SPELT?
Must have taken a dozen gos at it and I am beginning to think the answer is not possible, my friends.
‘I Age’ and 2 more by Michael Lee Johnson (text + audio)
Alone, most of my time,
but never on Sundays
THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
Rock and roll will never be the same.
Scandoval pieces by Alexander Carrigan
We don’t live our lives by logic,
but hopefully when we’re older,
we can tell our grandkids about how
we were once TV stars