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The Gorko Gazette

The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

  • This Week’s Theme is Antibacterial Gel
    6.21.2021 8:00 AM

    This Week’s Theme is Antibacterial Gel

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  • OH, I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
    6.21.2021 7:00 AM

    OH, I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

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  • FEEL THAT WARM BREEZE, HAROLD
    6.19.2021 8:00 AM

    FEEL THAT WARM BREEZE, HAROLD

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  • Mitchโ€™s Movie Mash: ‘Jurassic World War’ takes a pass on premillennialist escatology
    6.18.2021 7:00 AM

    Mitchโ€™s Movie Mash: ‘Jurassic World War’ takes a pass on premillennialist escatology

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  • SWIPED LEFT FOR THE LAST TIME
    6.17.2021 7:00 AM

    SWIPED LEFT FOR THE LAST TIME

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  • #18
    6.16.2021 6:00 AM

    #18

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  • INSTANT POTยฎ MAKING AMATEURS LOOK GOOD, BITCHES CHEF WEARING PARABOLIC SKIS
    6.14.2021 6:00 AM

    INSTANT POTยฎ MAKING AMATEURS LOOK GOOD, BITCHES CHEF WEARING PARABOLIC SKIS

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  • BOOK EXCERPT: ‘PRINCESS LEATHERHELM’ BY MITCHELL DARKWING
    6.11.2021 6:00 AM

    BOOK EXCERPT: ‘PRINCESS LEATHERHELM’ BY MITCHELL DARKWING

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  • #16
    6.9.2021 6:00 AM

    #16

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  • BLIND NEPALESE MAN CLIMBS EVEREST, BEFRIENDS BIGFOOT, HOTWIRES DOWNED MILITARY HELICOPTER, FLIES TO KATHMANDU, LANDS AMIDST APPLAUSE WITH FURRY COPILOT, AND MELTS BACK INTO THE CROWD
    6.8.2021 7:00 AM

    BLIND NEPALESE MAN CLIMBS EVEREST, BEFRIENDS BIGFOOT, HOTWIRES DOWNED MILITARY HELICOPTER, FLIES TO KATHMANDU, LANDS AMIDST APPLAUSE WITH FURRY COPILOT, AND MELTS BACK INTO THE CROWD

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  • THERE IS A HAIRLESS TIGER IN YOUR FRIDGE DUDE
    6.7.2021 6:00 AM

    THERE IS A HAIRLESS TIGER IN YOUR FRIDGE DUDE

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  • Lemondrop reads poetry: ‘This Fair Oak’ by Maria Steinburg-Piccadilly
    6.7.2021 6:00 AM

    Lemondrop reads poetry: ‘This Fair Oak’ by Maria Steinburg-Piccadilly

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  • #15
    6.6.2021 6:00 AM

    #15

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  • THE SILENT TREATMENT: 27 EXPERT OPINIONS
    6.5.2021 6:00 AM

    THE SILENT TREATMENT: 27 EXPERT OPINIONS

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  • Mitch’s Movie Mash: Far From the Madd(en)ing Critics
    6.4.2021 6:00 AM

    Mitch’s Movie Mash: Far From the Madd(en)ing Critics

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  • EVERY TIME I TRY TO WALK AWAY SOMETHING MAKES ME TURN AROUND AND STAY
    6.3.2021 6:00 AM

    EVERY TIME I TRY TO WALK AWAY SOMETHING MAKES ME TURN AROUND AND STAY

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  • The Theme of the Week is Muscle Cars
    6.2.2021 7:10 AM

    The Theme of the Week is Muscle Cars

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  • 7-ELEVEN STALKER CAREFULLY OBSERVES ALL COVID-19 PROTOCOL
    6.1.2021 6:00 AM

    7-ELEVEN STALKER CAREFULLY OBSERVES ALL COVID-19 PROTOCOL

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  • NEW PLANET DISCOVERED ORBITING BROTHER-IN-LAW
    5.31.2021 6:00 AM

    NEW PLANET DISCOVERED ORBITING BROTHER-IN-LAW

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  • IF ‘CRY ME A RHUBARD’ IS NOT THE RIGHT EXPRESSION, YOU CAN CALL ME A LAWYER
    5.30.2021 6:00 AM

    IF ‘CRY ME A RHUBARD’ IS NOT THE RIGHT EXPRESSION, YOU CAN CALL ME A LAWYER

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  • YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD ALWAYS READ JANE AUSTEN IN A FLEECY FLYBREEZEยฎ HAMMOCK
    5.28.2021 6:00 AM

    YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD ALWAYS READ JANE AUSTEN IN A FLEECY FLYBREEZEยฎ HAMMOCK

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  • #11
    5.27.2021 6:00 AM

    #11

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  • Classic Gorko #3
    5.26.2021 8:00 AM

    Classic Gorko #3

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  • BEEF STROGANOFF BAKE OFF ENDS IN HEATED EXCHANGE
    5.26.2021 6:00 AM

    BEEF STROGANOFF BAKE OFF ENDS IN HEATED EXCHANGE

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  • FIRE EXTINGUISHER 1, EAST GERMAN TERRORIST IN ‘DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE’ 0
    5.24.2021 6:00 AM

    FIRE EXTINGUISHER 1, EAST GERMAN TERRORIST IN ‘DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE’ 0

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  • KINDLE FIRE USED TO READ PART OF A BOOK
    5.22.2021 6:00 AM

    KINDLE FIRE USED TO READ PART OF A BOOK

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  • BUT IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE KOOL-AID, MA
    5.20.2021 6:01 AM

    BUT IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE KOOL-AID, MA

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  • #7
    5.19.2021 6:04 AM

    #7

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  • WET T-SHIRT GHOST HUNTERS FOUND STRANGLED IN THEIR OWN BEADS
    5.18.2021 6:00 AM

    WET T-SHIRT GHOST HUNTERS FOUND STRANGLED IN THEIR OWN BEADS

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  • STOP FRIENDING DEAD PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK TODAY: YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE
    5.17.2021 6:00 AM

    STOP FRIENDING DEAD PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK TODAY: YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE

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  • Classic Gorko #2
    5.15.2021 6:57 AM

    Classic Gorko #2

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  • Upcoming Movie: ‘Titanic Disaster’
    5.14.2021 9:55 AM

    Upcoming Movie: ‘Titanic Disaster’

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  • ALL ABOARD STEPHEN KING’S ‘THE LANGOLIERS’
    5.13.2021 6:00 AM

    ALL ABOARD STEPHEN KING’S ‘THE LANGOLIERS’

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  • SCIENTISTS DISCOVER CURE FOR HEARTBREAK
    5.12.2021 6:00 AM

    SCIENTISTS DISCOVER CURE FOR HEARTBREAK

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  • THE ELUSIVE JUNGLE SIRENS OF QUINTANA ROO
    5.11.2021 6:00 AM

    THE ELUSIVE JUNGLE SIRENS OF QUINTANA ROO

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  • #3
    5.10.2021 12:00 PM

    #3

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  • LOCAL PEEWEE SOCCER BIG SIX TO FORM OWN SUPER LEAGUE
    5.10.2021 9:00 AM

    LOCAL PEEWEE SOCCER BIG SIX TO FORM OWN SUPER LEAGUE

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  • #1
    5.10.2021 6:17 AM

    #1

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