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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 22, 20227:00 amFebruary 8, 2022
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TEENAGE SON’S BUCKET LIST DOES NOT INCLUDE A SINGLE MENTION OF JAMIE LEE CURTIS

Local father Jeff told Gorko reporters this morning that he had been horrified to discover a bucket list in the dresser of his 14-year-old son Micah, as the list reportedly did not contain even a […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 21, 20227:00 amApril 24, 2022
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ENTRY LEVEL JOB ONLY REQUIRES 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

by Lizette Roman-Johnston The job market has never been better. Just take it from me, a fifty-year-old white man with seven degrees.  I’ve been a little bored at home since my kids went off to […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 20, 20227:00 amJanuary 18, 2022
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OH NO WE FORGOT TO FEED GRANDPA

I thought you fed Grandpa before we left. No I totally forgot. Dang, well he’s gotten into the trash again. My fault. I’ll clean it up. I wonder where he is now. Probably running with […]

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Reviews by thegorkogazetteMay 19, 20226:17 amMay 19, 2022
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Upcoming Movie ‘Thor: Love and Chunder’

Thor must join forces with Pepto Abysmal to stop the bellyache and avert a cataclysmic chundering that threatens to clog the very oceans.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 18, 202210:03 amMay 17, 2022
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT SO THERE IS A BOAT FOR THE BOAT?

So let me get this straight, there is a boat for the boat? What are you saying about the boat in that case, that it might not float? This is nuts, look I think it […]

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteMay 18, 20226:43 amJanuary 21, 2022
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No. 82

YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 17, 202210:20 amMay 17, 2022
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IT’S TEATIME TUESDAY

Correct another week in a row, old chap, that is to say that you called it, good show: It’s Teatime Tuesday! Take your burnt toast coffee and scrambled eggs and bacon and shove off, American […]

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Captain B by thegorkogazetteMay 17, 20226:47 amMarch 17, 2022
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Too cool for school by Captain B

Kicked the back wheel up
Seat secured under my elbow
And glid, glode, glided
What was referred to
By those in the know

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMay 16, 20227:00 amMay 18, 2022
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3 Poems by Colin James

That’s right, there are
some tough looking kids
in the neighborhood.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMay 15, 20221:54 pmMay 15, 2022
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The Theme of the Week is Challenging Dinosaurs

The guide to this week’s Theme is designed to eliminate fear of Challenging Dinosaurs. So spread your Cearadactylus wings and make like a Ramphorhynchus!

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 14, 20227:00 amApril 7, 2022
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10 GREEN THINGS TO CHOOSE FROM

Photos by gary tresize Monika Guzikowska, Chris Chow, Joshua J. Cotten, Neven Krcmarek, Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMay 13, 20226:39 amMay 13, 2022
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INSIDER TAKE: THE BEST ALL-AROUND ADULT DIAPER FOR YOUR OVERSEAS FLIGHT

That big overseas trip is looming and like so many other adults your biggest source of anxiety is not your acute fear of flying, stress of endless security checkpoints, complete lack of skill with foreign […]

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