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The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

9.4.2021 7:12 AM

NEW FITNESS PROGRAM PUSHUPS WITH DAISY® BLAMED FOR RASH OF PEORIA-AREA HEART ATTACKS
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9.3.2021 10:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Assault on Cell Block Number Nine or Was It Nineteen’
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9.3.2021 7:00 AM

THESE INNOCENT CITIZENS HAD THEIR CARS TAKEN FROM THEM AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF US
📖 👀 More: THESE INNOCENT CITIZENS HAD THEIR CARS TAKEN FROM THEM AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF US
9.2.2021 10:00 AM

WRITER’S BLOCK: WHEN IT AFFECTS YOUR THIRD GRADER
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9.2.2021 7:00 AM

UNCLE TOBY WHAT DO YOU DO DOWN AT THE OLD QUARRY?
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9.1.2021 7:00 AM

No. 41
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8.30.2021 11:00 AM

LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE
📖 👀 More: LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE
8.30.2021 6:00 AM

NOT EVERYONE SAW WHETHER ROBBIE VALLEY WAS ABLE TO DRAIN THIS THREE-POINTER AT THE BUZZER
📖 👀 More: NOT EVERYONE SAW WHETHER ROBBIE VALLEY WAS ABLE TO DRAIN THIS THREE-POINTER AT THE BUZZER
8.29.2021 11:00 AM

No. 40
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8.28.2021 6:00 AM

SHE SPENT 5 YEARS PHOTOGRAPHING NOTHING BUT THE NOCTURNAL ROLLING CHEESEBURGERS OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
📖 👀 More: SHE SPENT 5 YEARS PHOTOGRAPHING NOTHING BUT THE NOCTURNAL ROLLING CHEESEBURGERS OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
8.27.2021 6:32 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Fifty Shades of Mitch’ by Mitch Kenn
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8.26.2021 7:00 AM

AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT *I* LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL SHANNON
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8.25.2021 7:00 AM

No. 39
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8.24.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: Stuff & Stuff
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8.22.2021 7:00 AM

No. 38
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8.21.2021 9:00 AM

WHAT YOUR NEW LOG CABIN NEEDS IS A RIFLE SLOT
📖 👀 More: WHAT YOUR NEW LOG CABIN NEEDS IS A RIFLE SLOT
8.20.2021 10:00 AM

Mitchell’s MASH THAT FLICK™
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8.19.2021 12:00 PM

No. 37
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8.19.2021 7:00 AM

GOOD GOLLY, THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EAR
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8.18.2021 10:00 AM

MORE THAN 2.9 MILLION PEOPLE LEFT IN KANSAS AFTER TORNADOS RIP ACROSS STATE
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8.18.2021 7:00 AM

No. 36
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8.17.2021 7:00 AM

YOU WRITE POETRY, UNCLE TOBY?
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8.14.2021 7:00 AM

GOING ON THE LAM? DON’T FORGET THESE 5 ESSENTIAL ITEMS FOR YOUR OVERNIGHT BAG
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8.13.2021 7:00 AM

BREAKING NEWS: WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
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8.13.2021 6:53 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Flick of the Monogrammed Wipe’
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8.12.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: ‘Mr. Burt is the Unabomper, father of many great bompings’
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8.10.2021 7:00 AM

PEOPLE REPLACED BY YOUTUBE CAT VIDEOS, WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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8.9.2021 6:49 AM

7 MINUTES LATE AND NOT CARRYING ROSES
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8.8.2021 12:23 PM

No. 33
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8.7.2021 7:00 AM

SWEATPANTS NOW MANDATORY
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8.6.2021 7:00 AM

MISTER ROGERS SPOTTED BEHIND COUNTER IN MEXICAN LIQUOR N GROCERY
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8.5.2021 10:00 AM

TERRIFYING VIDEO SHOWS SIX-STOREY ARACHNIDS RIPPING SLEEPING RESIDENTS FROM BEIJING HIGHRISES
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8.5.2021 10:00 AM

OUR NATURE CORRESPONDENT WENT TO THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
📖 👀 More: OUR NATURE CORRESPONDENT WENT TO THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
8.4.2021 1:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.7
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8.4.2021 9:00 AM

NOW YOU GOING TO MOVE YOUR CAR OUT OF THE HANDICAPPED SPOT, OR DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM MISTER
📖 👀 More: NOW YOU GOING TO MOVE YOUR CAR OUT OF THE HANDICAPPED SPOT, OR DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM MISTER
8.4.2021 7:00 AM

No. 32
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8.3.2021 9:00 AM

IS YOUR LAUGH THE DUMBEST AND ALSO LOUDEST?
📖 👀 More: IS YOUR LAUGH THE DUMBEST AND ALSO LOUDEST?
8.2.2021 9:00 AM

‘ESCAPED POLAR BEAR EUTHANIZED’ WOULD BE EUPHEMISM
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8.1.2021 1:19 PM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Michelob Has Fallen’
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8.1.2021 12:00 PM

No. 31
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7.31.2021 11:15 AM

THIS VIRAL HACK FOR CLEANING BOOTS COST ME MY MARRIAGE
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7.31.2021 9:14 AM

Classic Gorko: HAND PACKED BY BRENDA
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7.31.2021 7:14 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: Wherefore art thou Birdman?
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7.31.2021 12:56 AM

AMBIENT SOUNDS FOR SLEEP TAPE 6: MEXICAN NIGHTS
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7.28.2021 1:00 PM

No. 30
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7.28.2021 10:00 AM

Gorkoglyph 1.6
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7.25.2021 12:00 PM

No. 29
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7.24.2021 5:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.5
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7.24.2021 11:00 AM

WHAT DOES ‘HAMPER’ MEAN TO YOU? AS IN, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION
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7.23.2021 10:00 AM

THIS MAN SOLD HIS SOUL TO OBTAIN THE POWER OF FLIGHT IN ORDER TO BECOME WORLD’S GREATEST GOALKEEPER BUT HIS TIMING IS STILL WAY OFF
📖 👀 More: THIS MAN SOLD HIS SOUL TO OBTAIN THE POWER OF FLIGHT IN ORDER TO BECOME WORLD’S GREATEST GOALKEEPER BUT HIS TIMING IS STILL WAY OFF

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