Local father Jeff told Gorko reporters this morning that he had been horrified to discover a bucket list in the dresser of his 14-year-old son Micah, as the list reportedly did not contain even a […]
ENTRY LEVEL JOB ONLY REQUIRES 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
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OH NO WE FORGOT TO FEED GRANDPA
I thought you fed Grandpa before we left. No I totally forgot. Dang, well he’s gotten into the trash again. My fault. I’ll clean it up. I wonder where he is now. Probably running with […]
Upcoming Movie ‘Thor: Love and Chunder’
Thor must join forces with Pepto Abysmal to stop the bellyache and avert a cataclysmic chundering that threatens to clog the very oceans.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT SO THERE IS A BOAT FOR THE BOAT?
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IT’S TEATIME TUESDAY
Correct another week in a row, old chap, that is to say that you called it, good show: It’s Teatime Tuesday! Take your burnt toast coffee and scrambled eggs and bacon and shove off, American […]
Too cool for school by Captain B
Kicked the back wheel up
Seat secured under my elbow
And glid, glode, glided
What was referred to
By those in the know
3 Poems by Colin James
That’s right, there are
some tough looking kids
in the neighborhood.
The Theme of the Week is Challenging Dinosaurs
The guide to this week’s Theme is designed to eliminate fear of Challenging Dinosaurs. So spread your Cearadactylus wings and make like a Ramphorhynchus!
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