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10.29.2021 10:00 AM

BUT MR. AND MRS. HALVERSON DIED IN 1984
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10.29.2021 7:05 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Mr. Mitchell’s Bookshop of Wonders Come in Children’ by Mitchell Greybeard
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10.28.2021 7:13 AM

THEY WARNED HER NEVER TO PUT A BALLOON ON A STICK
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10.27.2021 7:41 AM

THE REAL HALLOWEEN? DESCRIBE YOUR PROLAPSED HEMORRHOIDS IN SIX WORDS OR LESS
📖 👀 More: THE REAL HALLOWEEN? DESCRIBE YOUR PROLAPSED HEMORRHOIDS IN SIX WORDS OR LESS
10.26.2021 7:00 AM

REAL-LIFE HOBBIT DISCOVERED IN DUBLIN
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10.25.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: MEAT GORKO
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10.25.2021 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Scooped Twist Back Duplex Support Workout Bras
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10.23.2021 10:00 AM

THE STATE OF ILLINOIS GAVE TEENS $250 FOR CULTURE AND THEY CHOSE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
📖 👀 More: THE STATE OF ILLINOIS GAVE TEENS $250 FOR CULTURE AND THEY CHOSE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
10.19.2021 7:06 AM

UNFORTUNATELY FOR TOMMY, SHE WAS WORTH IT
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10.15.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: The Advice Files
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10.15.2021 7:00 AM

PARENTS OF JOURNALIST DETAINED IN MYANMAR: IT’S A NICE BREAK FOR US
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10.13.2021 7:00 AM

EARTHQUAKE!
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10.12.2021 7:00 AM

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK TO REJOIN THE CREW OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE FOR NACHOS AND BEER
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10.11.2021 10:00 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: MOVIE CRITIQUE DELITE
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10.11.2021 7:00 AM

RIGHT BEFORE JENNY FUCKING SNAPPED
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10.10.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: ANATOMY OF A RELATIONSHIP
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10.9.2021 4:00 PM

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘PSYCHO’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
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10.9.2021 10:00 AM

APRLE iRHONE 13: SO YOU WANT TO CARRY THIS UNLUCKY THING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYWHERE
📖 👀 More: APRLE iRHONE 13: SO YOU WANT TO CARRY THIS UNLUCKY THING AROUND WITH YOU EVERYWHERE
10.8.2021 7:00 AM

WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE IS TOBY
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10.7.2021 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Lighthouse Museum’
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10.5.2021 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Cooking With Lemon
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10.3.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: GORKO PLATITUDES 1.0
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9.29.2021 11:00 AM

No. 48
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9.28.2021 7:00 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘She Rode in on a Horse Named Cleveland’ by Mitch Grey
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9.27.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: DO NOT TIP OR ROCK
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9.27.2021 7:00 AM

YOU WERE WARNED: SPACE-TIME LIZARD PORTAL DISCOVERED ON LONDON’S SOUTH BANK
📖 👀 More: YOU WERE WARNED: SPACE-TIME LIZARD PORTAL DISCOVERED ON LONDON’S SOUTH BANK
9.25.2021 10:00 AM

WHAT YOUR NEW ALPHABET CEREAL IS TRYING TO TELL YOU
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9.24.2021 12:00 PM

CRITIC AND HACK WRITER DON MARKENBALDI PLANS TO PUBLISH NOVEL ‘WITH BATED BREATH’ DESPITE FAMILY’S PLEAS
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9.24.2021 7:00 AM

LOOK WHO’S BACK
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9.22.2021 7:00 AM

No. 47
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9.21.2021 7:00 AM

IT WAS BROKE, SO THEY FIXED IT
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9.20.2021 9:31 AM

LEMON REILLY’S MATH FICTION
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9.20.2021 7:00 AM

1 IN 1 PEOPLE AGREE ‘BARN DANCE WITH ROY ROGERS AND TRIGGER’ TOP MUSICAL ACT AT ILLINOIS STATE FAIR THIS YEAR
📖 👀 More: 1 IN 1 PEOPLE AGREE ‘BARN DANCE WITH ROY ROGERS AND TRIGGER’ TOP MUSICAL ACT AT ILLINOIS STATE FAIR THIS YEAR
9.19.2021 10:45 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: IT’S YOUR BEDTIME, GORKO
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9.18.2021 10:04 AM

FINALLY, PICASSO FOR DUMMIES: IT’S A PICTURE OF A COW
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9.17.2021 7:00 AM

PHOTO EXHIBIT CHALLENGES STEREOTYPES BY PUTTING REDNECK TRASH IN ‘FANCY-ASS’ SETTINGS
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9.16.2021 7:00 AM

CROWD CLAMS UP – POLICE RAID NEW SEAFOOD SPEAKEASY
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9.14.2021 7:00 AM

TURNS OUT THE DEVIL IS FINE WITHOUT HIS DUE, HE WANTS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHET
📖 👀 More: TURNS OUT THE DEVIL IS FINE WITHOUT HIS DUE, HE WANTS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHET
9.13.2021 10:00 AM

WE LINED UP ALL OUR PENS AND THEY STRETCHED FROM NEBRASKA TO HAWAII
📖 👀 More: WE LINED UP ALL OUR PENS AND THEY STRETCHED FROM NEBRASKA TO HAWAII
9.13.2021 7:00 AM

WORDS OF LOVE SOFT AND TENDER WON’T WIN A GIRL’S HEART ANYMORE
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9.12.2021 9:00 AM

No. 44
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9.11.2021 10:00 AM

HE BOUGHT A CHEAP HOUSE IN WEST PEORIA. HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
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9.10.2021 11:00 AM

Max Max: Furious Roads to a waste of a Buy-1-Get-1-Free Coupon
📖 👀 More: Max Max: Furious Roads to a waste of a Buy-1-Get-1-Free Coupon
9.10.2021 7:00 AM

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING BUT THAT IS A DEAD HOOKER
📖 👀 More: EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING BUT THAT IS A DEAD HOOKER
9.9.2021 7:00 AM

WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRANK BLEACH, ASKING FOR A FRIEND
📖 👀 More: WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRANK BLEACH, ASKING FOR A FRIEND
9.8.2021 1:00 PM

3 NEW GORKOS: GORKO MOTHER
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9.8.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: MEET GORKO
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9.8.2021 6:00 AM

No. 43
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9.7.2021 7:00 AM

NSFW, BOSS STERNLY WARNS, SPOTTING PIC OF GIRLFRIEND LEANING OVER POTTERY WHEEL
📖 👀 More: NSFW, BOSS STERNLY WARNS, SPOTTING PIC OF GIRLFRIEND LEANING OVER POTTERY WHEEL
9.6.2021 6:00 AM

5 FAST DINNERS FOR WELL TBH PRETTY MUCH EVERY FUCKING NIGHT THIS WEEK
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