A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.
Author: thegorkogazette
Upcoming Movie: ‘Elvis’ starring Elvis of course
The iconic rocker beat out several hopefuls for the role, including Austin Butler and of course Nicholas Cage.
BASIC SPANISH FOR YOUR TRIP ABROAD
Gracias – Yes Grace is in but she is probably in the bathroom
POPE RULES OUT FISH AFTER JUST A QUICK PEEK AT MENU
While the Pope usually orders fish on Fridays, today apparently will be an exception.
HOW HOT CAN A CAT GET?
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NO GRIFF THE HOTDOG STAND IS THIS WAY
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HUA HUA HUA! NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FLOWERS ARE CHINESE
‘It seemed obvious so we did the research and, yep, the results were very conclusive.’
THIS GUY’S NAME IS RHYS BUT HIS CAT GOT RUN OVER BY HIS EX-WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
IT WAS BRANDON I WILL KILLLLL HIMMMM
Bad Poem by Professor Stout
This is essentially the kind of poem that would mention flowers.
3 LADY PIRATES WHO WERE FREAKS IN THE SHEETS
Alongside her friend-in-piracy Mary Read, Anne Bonny positively rode raw the sheets of the 18th century Caribbean.
THIS WOMAN PUT ALL OF HER EGGS IN ONE BASKET, LEFT THE BASKET ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR WHEN SHE DROVE OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, AND NOW HAS NOTHING TO COOK FOR BREAKFAST
A tragic yet informative lesson.
‘Slowly Slowly, Catchee Monkey’ and 2 more by Lynn White
Perhaps that’s where leaders lead us
ultimately
hanging on
a plumb line
to the depths