Just say YES, no matter what the context.
Author: thegorkogazette
MISTER BANANA THROWS A PERFECT SPIRAL
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Bears!
CAN THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY REALLY REPLACE INDOOR PLUMBING IN PEORIA?
When asked about the disposal process, Dr. F. simply pointed to his own newly installed Bucket Brigade Chute.
MISTER BANANA VERSUS THE NEIGHBORS
My neighbors are the biggest assholes you have ever met.
HEY WHO LET DIEGO RIVERA IN HERE
Windham cream, not paisley, Jorge, on the double.
GOT THE WEDNESDAY WENTS? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
What is Mister Banana’s favorite food?
ALMOST ART, MISTER CHATBOT! BUT INSTEAD IT IS JUST A BLUE EGG WEARING A CROWN SITTING IN A BOAT OF CHEESE
Mister Chatbot may indeed lack that artistic spark, that je ne sais quoi of the meat vassal painter.
3 poems by Marc Isaac Potter
Decorated by giant
Trash bins and the gentle
Fragrance of urine
‘The day fell like a veil’: Words and art by Irina Tall
And there, in the past, there was a big city and towers made of glass and iron remains.
Classic Gorko: Snowballs
For centuries snowballs have existed.
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW IMPORTANT IS 5
The Gorko polled 10 local residents using an amazing new polling tool, the 1 TO 10 SCALE, 10 being extremely important on the scale and 1 being not very important at all.
MISTER BANANA LOOOOOVES AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!!
Football season is finally here!