Many poets, staggering through the front door after a large holiday celebration with family or in-laws upstate, overwhelmed by a pile of Regifted Fruitcakes, sink into a morass of despair.
You have heard them in there, late at night, gibbering and squeaking, sometimes just breathing heavily. Why did they design this apartment building so little people could live in the walls? Here are our top […]
Every month around this time she goes into town to buy flour, onions, and pickling jars. If you don’t believe me just wait and see. Aha, yup, there she goes now. Fresh out of flour […]
It was not enough for them to unplug, dismantle the head and arm couplings, and make off with our robot’s most precious appendages. They also wrapped our robot in a dirty sheet, trussed it like […]
THIS IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO STOP SAYING THE WORD SWORDSMANSHIP, EI! EI! SWORDSMANSHIP, CANTALOUPE, BOTH THREE SYLLABLLES, EI! SWORDSWOMENSHIP DOESN’T JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AND THIS IS WOMENS FENCING CLASS, EI! THIS […]
IN THE BEACH
No need for that stapler after all, Brenda, because look who just arrived. It’s the guy in charge. Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
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But we used to get three square and were allowed to lie on the bed, Jeremiah Johnson!! What could be better than getting one’s tummy rubbed? Shut yer yapper, Caleb, this is our last chance […]
‘This is where you were conceived,’ Uncle Toby reportedly told a polaroid photograph he had taken of Barbara without her permission, showing the photo his camera. ‘He is so creepy,’ local child Nadira told The […]