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8.9.2023 7:00 AM

NO UNCLE TOBY THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER YOUR PANTS
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8.8.2023 6:55 AM

THERE IS AN EPIDEMIC OF LETHAL TOENAIL FUNGUS
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8.7.2023 6:32 AM

BROTHER ETHERNAN IS GOING TO EAT LEATHER IN DODGEBALL THIS WEEK
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8.6.2023 6:52 AM

‘God’s Poem’ by Professor Stout
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8.5.2023 7:00 AM

HELLO, MR. CHATBOT! MR. CHATBOT DOES FANNY PACK JOKES
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8.4.2023 6:56 AM

VIOLENT MOBILE GAME ‘PARROTPUNCH’ CRITICIZED AFTER MARKED INCREASE IN BIRD ATTACKS
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8.3.2023 6:29 AM

FLY AWAY DRAGON: THE TRUE STORY OF ONE GIRL’S HEROIC QUEST TO OKAY FINE IT IS NOT TRUE BUT YES IT IS A STORY
📖 👀 More: FLY AWAY DRAGON: THE TRUE STORY OF ONE GIRL’S HEROIC QUEST TO OKAY FINE IT IS NOT TRUE BUT YES IT IS A STORY
8.2.2023 10:28 AM

MISTER BANANA’S FAVORITE BAND
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8.2.2023 7:00 AM

FREEDOM OR DEATH: YES THIS IS THE CHOICE VALIANT PEOPLE OF THE AMERICA BY MR. CHATBOT
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8.1.2023 10:10 AM

THE GORKO’S 2023 BEST OF THE NET NOMINATIONS!
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8.1.2023 8:30 AM

GOT THE TUESDAY BLUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
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8.1.2023 7:00 AM

3 poems by John Yamrus
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7.31.2023 6:53 AM

WHEN DOGS ATTACK: HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM CHICO’S JACK-RUSSELL GAMBIT
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7.30.2023 6:55 AM

‘Flipper’ by Cheryl Snell
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7.29.2023 6:36 AM

MITCH’S LET’S JUMP THE GUN! TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2023 IN JULY
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7.28.2023 6:52 AM

THE MURDER OF MR. WONDERFUL
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7.27.2023 6:28 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Coagulating, with Grace’ by Annabelle Williams
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7.26.2023 11:18 AM

MISTER BANANA IS A FREAK
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7.26.2023 7:00 AM

TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A PEAR
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7.25.2023 8:21 AM

GOT THE TUESDAY DUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
📖 👀 More: GOT THE TUESDAY DUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
7.25.2023 7:00 AM

DID YOU MISS ‘READ A ROAD MAP WEEK’? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HELP ME GET TO CLEVELAND, HOP IN
📖 👀 More: DID YOU MISS ‘READ A ROAD MAP WEEK’? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HELP ME GET TO CLEVELAND, HOP IN
7.24.2023 7:00 AM

‘All Roads’ and 3 more by Donna Dallas
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7.23.2023 6:25 AM

Classic Gorko: WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO BELONG TO THIS SMILE?
📖 👀 More: Classic Gorko: WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO BELONG TO THIS SMILE?
7.22.2023 6:48 AM

IF YOUR PET SNAKE RALPHIE ATE YOUR FAVORITE GUINEA PIG HAMLET, HOW MANY MOUSE MONDAYS WOULD YOU CANCEL AS PUNISHMENT?
📖 👀 More: IF YOUR PET SNAKE RALPHIE ATE YOUR FAVORITE GUINEA PIG HAMLET, HOW MANY MOUSE MONDAYS WOULD YOU CANCEL AS PUNISHMENT?
7.21.2023 6:30 AM

‘Proud Paleo Perfect People’ by Mark Blickley
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7.18.2023 8:54 AM

MISTER BANANA HAS TERMINAL CANCER
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7.18.2023 6:47 AM

FASCINATING! WATCH THIS TREE DO BASIC MATH
📖 👀 More: FASCINATING! WATCH THIS TREE DO BASIC MATH
7.17.2023 1:17 PM

MONDAY GOT YOU DOWN? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
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7.17.2023 7:00 AM

BREAKING: Oh My Fucking God. God No. Oh Holy Fuck. God Fucking Damn It.
📖 👀 More: BREAKING: Oh My Fucking God. God No. Oh Holy Fuck. God Fucking Damn It.
7.16.2023 6:45 AM

The Theme of the Week is Lucky Breaks
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7.15.2023 6:30 AM

IF BROTHER ETHERNAN TREADS ON THE BACK OF MY SANDAL ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO TAKE HIM THE F#$! OUT AFTER VESPERS
📖 👀 More: IF BROTHER ETHERNAN TREADS ON THE BACK OF MY SANDAL ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO TAKE HIM THE F#$! OUT AFTER VESPERS
7.14.2023 7:00 AM

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF OR IS SOMEONE MURDERING LIZ TAYLOR?
📖 👀 More: CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF OR IS SOMEONE MURDERING LIZ TAYLOR?
7.13.2023 6:43 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: EXCERPTS FROM ‘PRINCESS VELVEETA’ by Mark Blickley
📖 👀 More: FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: EXCERPTS FROM ‘PRINCESS VELVEETA’ by Mark Blickley
7.12.2023 12:00 AM

Babies – not as young as we think?
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7.11.2023 7:00 AM

‘Oh Jeanie, Jeanie’ by H.L. Dowless
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7.10.2023 7:00 AM

‘Cool Summer Fun’ – art by Cheryl Caesar
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7.9.2023 6:39 AM

WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING IN THE TAPWATER
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7.8.2023 6:36 AM

DROWNING, NOT WAVING: WHEN TO IGNORE YOUR INSTINCT AND SWING INTO DECISIVE ACTION THIS SUMMER IN ROLE AS UNOFFICIAL LIFEGUARD
📖 👀 More: DROWNING, NOT WAVING: WHEN TO IGNORE YOUR INSTINCT AND SWING INTO DECISIVE ACTION THIS SUMMER IN ROLE AS UNOFFICIAL LIFEGUARD
7.7.2023 7:00 AM

THE MAGIC COMES HOME: DISNEY’S LUXURY HIGH-RISE OFFERS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR THE MOUSE-LOYAL
📖 👀 More: THE MAGIC COMES HOME: DISNEY’S LUXURY HIGH-RISE OFFERS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR THE MOUSE-LOYAL
7.6.2023 6:48 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘The Processed Cheese We Are’ by Bruce Reisner
📖 👀 More: FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘The Processed Cheese We Are’ by Bruce Reisner
7.5.2023 4:42 AM

2 poems by Ken Kakareka
📖 👀 More: 2 poems by Ken Kakareka
7.4.2023 9:33 AM

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
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7.3.2023 12:44 PM

SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL
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7.3.2023 7:00 AM

NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: EAR GUNK
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7.2.2023 6:48 AM

Book review by Hugh Blanton: ‘Jersey Jerks’
📖 👀 More: Book review by Hugh Blanton: ‘Jersey Jerks’
6.30.2023 7:00 AM

TRULY FUNNY! HE WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN ALL THIS TIME
📖 👀 More: TRULY FUNNY! HE WAS HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN ALL THIS TIME
6.29.2023 6:21 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Residents Should Refrain From Wearing Tacky Cheeseheads Intuitively’ by Colin James
📖 👀 More: FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Residents Should Refrain From Wearing Tacky Cheeseheads Intuitively’ by Colin James
6.28.2023 6:54 AM

ALIEN INVASION: THEY’RE ALREADY HERE!
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6.27.2023 7:00 AM

Excerpt: ‘Toby’s Heart, It Beats For One’ by Uncle Toby
📖 👀 More: Excerpt: ‘Toby’s Heart, It Beats For One’ by Uncle Toby
6.26.2023 6:57 AM

2 new poems by Strider Marcus Jones
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