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6.25.2023 6:31 AM

MR. CHATBOT AT THE MOVIES: DIE HARD
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6.24.2023 6:31 AM

DOES YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL COMPANY PROMOTE SELF-INFLICTED HARPOON WOUNDS? FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE REALLY SUPPORTING
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6.23.2023 7:00 AM

FIFA UNVEILS OFFICIAL MATCH BALL FOR WORLD CUP 2026, SLATED TO BE HELD ABOARD ZORGON DEATH CRUISER ZR3-45XNT
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6.22.2023 7:00 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Slices’ by Will Penn
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6.21.2023 6:22 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: DO NOT INGEST THE LEMON LOVE TONIC #9
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6.19.2023 6:53 AM

‘A Half-Eaten Dead Man Walks into a Night Club’ by Kenneth Mitchell
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6.18.2023 6:56 AM

TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A THUMB
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6.17.2023 6:47 AM

HOISTED BY THEIR OWN PETARD: MOST HOME INVASION VICTIMS SLAIN BY OWN FLAMING PETARD
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6.16.2023 6:52 AM

GIANT BLOB OF ASPIC LANDS IN LADY’S SOUP
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6.15.2023 6:45 AM

DARPA PATHETIC HAND-STAPLED FLYERS BEG YOU: PLEASE GIVE US JUST 1 SOVIET CHILD ENGINEER WHO COULD FIGURE OUT THIS RUDIMENTARY SKETCH OF THE GIGANTIC GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE (GEV) DESIGNED TO ATTAIN SUSTAINED FLIGHT OVER A LEVEL SURFACE (USUALLY OVER THE SEA) BY MAKING USE OF GROUND EFFECT MAYDAY HELP MAYDAY
📖 👀 More: DARPA PATHETIC HAND-STAPLED FLYERS BEG YOU: PLEASE GIVE US JUST 1 SOVIET CHILD ENGINEER WHO COULD FIGURE OUT THIS RUDIMENTARY SKETCH OF THE GIGANTIC GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE (GEV) DESIGNED TO ATTAIN SUSTAINED FLIGHT OVER A LEVEL SURFACE (USUALLY OVER THE SEA) BY MAKING USE OF GROUND EFFECT MAYDAY HELP MAYDAY
6.14.2023 7:00 AM

3 Poems and a Haibun by Mark Gilbert
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6.13.2023 9:36 PM

RIP – DEP CORMAC MCCARTHY
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6.13.2023 6:55 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE’ by Nolcha Fox
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6.12.2023 6:48 AM

The Theme of the Week is When You Realize You Are Wearing Too Much Robe For Taco Bell
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6.11.2023 7:00 AM

TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: TWO MOONS
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6.10.2023 6:24 AM

IS YOUR NAME RHYS? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
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6.9.2023 6:55 AM

LIKE HOPSCOTCH FOR ADULTS: MY NEW ‘POLKAKRAUT FOR BEGINNERS’ CLASS IS ONLY COSTING ME 35 BUCKS A SESSION PLUS BYO CABBAGE
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6.8.2023 7:00 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘AMERICAN CHEESE GIRL’ by Dia VanGunten
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6.7.2023 7:00 AM

‘Unfairness’ by Bruce Reisner
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6.6.2023 6:53 AM

WHY SWITZERLAND IS THERE
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6.5.2023 6:40 AM

ACCEPTING THOSE COOKIES BY BOB GIELOW
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6.4.2023 6:43 AM

‘To Seek a Wife’ by Professor Stout
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6.3.2023 7:00 AM

CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED VOLE
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6.2.2023 6:56 AM

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAMED WHEN GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO CUT OFF HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER DURING LAST NIGHT’S LIVE SHOW
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6.1.2023 7:00 AM

HISTORY OF L’ETAT LAITIER -or- However You Say ‘Dairy State’ in French by Bruce Gee
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5.31.2023 6:12 AM

‘Some People’ by Laura Stamps
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5.30.2023 6:47 AM

GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 SMOKIEST DISHES THAT EVER GOT HIM FIRED
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5.29.2023 6:31 AM

WHAT’S RIDING UP OUR ASSES TODAY?
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5.28.2023 7:00 AM

AI SURE IS SMART
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5.27.2023 6:40 AM

OOPS NEW BAR ‘NEAR BEERS’ IS JUST A PUB CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE
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5.26.2023 6:44 AM

THE GORKO RAN YOUR EMAIL THROUGH AN AI TEXT DETECTION APP AND YEP YOU ARE A ROBOT
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5.25.2023 6:26 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: 4 poems by Bob King
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5.24.2023 7:34 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 8
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5.23.2023 6:41 AM

‘hurtling empire stranded beaver’ by joshua martin
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5.22.2023 7:00 AM

THIS CHINESE GIBBON KEPT IN A SOLITARY CAGE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD A BABY TRUST US YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED
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5.21.2023 6:09 AM

Classic Gorko: RECRUITMENT DEPARTMENT NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
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5.19.2023 7:00 AM

‘Pete and Repete’ by Raddy
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5.18.2023 6:48 AM

SNEAK PEEK: YOUR GENERATIONAL YEARBOOK, 2063
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5.17.2023 7:00 AM

‘Spotted Lanternfly’ and 3 others by Karol Nielsen
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5.16.2023 7:00 AM

FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Good cheese is like a fine wine’ by JENX
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5.15.2023 6:53 AM

RATZASS: UNRELEASED PRESS RELEASE BY BOB GIELOW
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5.14.2023 6:33 AM

‘Baby’s After Me’ and ‘In the Movies…’ by Gene Goldfarb
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5.13.2023 6:55 AM

AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL
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5.12.2023 6:47 AM

THE KINDERGARTENER REVOLUTIONIZING THE WAY WE THINK OF CRAYON ART
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5.11.2023 6:27 AM

CRAZY! THESE PEOPLE WENT TO RED LOBSTER ON A MONDAY
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5.10.2023 8:55 AM

HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
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5.10.2023 6:46 AM

NO NEED FOR STICKS PRICKLES WILL HELP US WITH THE S’MORES
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5.9.2023 7:00 AM

Nolcha Fox interviews Gabriella Garofalo
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5.8.2023 6:00 AM

2 death poems by Ken Tomaro
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5.7.2023 6:48 AM

MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: 3 MISTAKES YOU’RE PROBABLY MAKING WHILE WATCHING ‘MAID IN MANHATTAN’
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