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The Gorko Gazette

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5.6.2023 7:00 AM

IF BANANAS COULD FLY WOULD TWO FACING PIECES OF THE PEEL BE THE WINGS?
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5.5.2023 7:00 AM

LOVE DOGS OF MAXIMUS 7: A MITCHELL KENNEDY ORIGINAL
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5.4.2023 8:16 AM

PORPOISE MISTAKEN FOR DOLPHIN MISTAKEN ON PORPOISE
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5.3.2023 6:44 AM

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!
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5.2.2023 6:31 AM

HOW DO YOU SPELL DONUT?
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5.1.2023 7:01 AM

Gabriella Garofalo’s ‘Haphazardly, her blue’
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4.30.2023 7:00 AM

Nolcha Fox interviews Alex Carrigan
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4.29.2023 6:00 AM

‘Quesarito In Excelsis Deo’ by Tim Moder
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4.28.2023 6:41 AM

HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDERWATER WHILE WRESTLING A CROCODILE? MY RECORD IS TWO MINUTES
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4.27.2023 7:00 AM

LADIES: GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO NOT ONLY MAKES THE PERFECT SMOOTHIE, HE IS THE PERFECT SMOOTHIE
📖 👀 More: LADIES: GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO NOT ONLY MAKES THE PERFECT SMOOTHIE, HE IS THE PERFECT SMOOTHIE
4.26.2023 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: The Vermont Painter
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4.25.2023 6:52 AM

IF THERE ARE NO PIMIENTAS IN MY OLIVES I AM GOING TO LOSE MY F*#!ING SHIT
📖 👀 More: IF THERE ARE NO PIMIENTAS IN MY OLIVES I AM GOING TO LOSE MY F*#!ING SHIT
4.23.2023 6:35 AM

ANOTHER Bad Poem by Professor Stout
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4.22.2023 6:31 AM

PUT UP OR SHUT UP: TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE GOOD ON YOUR PROMISE TO TAKE US ALL TO SALAMI QUEEN AND BUY US HOT DOGS
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4.21.2023 6:39 AM

LIFE GAVE ME A BATHTUB FULL OF ICE AND A MISSING KIDNEY SO I MADE A NON-ALCOHOLIC MARGARITA
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4.19.2023 9:52 AM

NOW OUT: RADDY’S CHAPBOOK ‘FEAR OF SLEEP’ WITH ALIEN BUDDHA
📖 👀 More: NOW OUT: RADDY’S CHAPBOOK ‘FEAR OF SLEEP’ WITH ALIEN BUDDHA
4.19.2023 7:00 AM

TV EVENT OF THE YEAR? ‘HIPPIE ANGELS ON THE PLANET OF THE TWIGS: EPISODE III’
📖 👀 More: TV EVENT OF THE YEAR? ‘HIPPIE ANGELS ON THE PLANET OF THE TWIGS: EPISODE III’
4.18.2023 6:29 AM

SLEEP IN YOUR CLOTHES AGAIN LAST NIGHT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP DRESSING LIKE A ROMAN SENATOR, IT APPARENTLY IS JUST TOO COMFY
📖 👀 More: SLEEP IN YOUR CLOTHES AGAIN LAST NIGHT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP DRESSING LIKE A ROMAN SENATOR, IT APPARENTLY IS JUST TOO COMFY
4.17.2023 7:00 AM

‘Before You Gave Up Dancing’ by Kyle Hemmings
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4.16.2023 7:01 AM

‘Stench’ and 2 more by Nolcha Fox
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4.15.2023 5:37 AM

DO GOOD-LOOKING STRANGERS KEEP NODDING TO YOU WITH A SECRET SMILE? 3 UPTOWN TRAINS WHERE THIS NEVER HAPPENS
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4.14.2023 6:13 AM

THIS MAN’S FLYING MACHINE FAILED BECAUSE IT REQUIRED INVISIBLE HORSES
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4.12.2023 7:00 AM

TV EVENT OF THE YEAR? SECOND LOOK AT ‘HIPPIE ANGELS ON THE PLANET OF THE TWIGS’
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4.11.2023 7:00 AM

Buster & Bibi – Episode 1225c – ‘Is Bibi having an affair??’ by Kyle Hemmings
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4.10.2023 6:54 AM

2 Transformative Poems by Alexander Carrigan
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4.9.2023 7:00 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 7
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4.8.2023 6:47 AM

This Was Not a Good Friday for Us – A Statement from the Apostles of Jesus Christ
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4.7.2023 6:52 AM

IS THIS THE CHEETO TASTING WITH COMPLIMENTARY FIZZY DRINKS BUFFET ADVERTISED FOR 7PM, OR AM I IN THE WRONG ROOM?
📖 👀 More: IS THIS THE CHEETO TASTING WITH COMPLIMENTARY FIZZY DRINKS BUFFET ADVERTISED FOR 7PM, OR AM I IN THE WRONG ROOM?
4.6.2023 6:50 AM

WHEN TWO THONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT
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4.5.2023 7:00 AM

TV EVENT OF THE YEAR? FIRST LOOK AT ‘HIPPIE ANGELS ON THE PLANET OF THE TWIGS’
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4.4.2023 6:38 AM

ASTONISHING: THESE 3 PEOPLE ALL PERSONALLY KNOW THE POPE
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4.3.2023 6:43 AM

3 Transformative Poems by Alexander Carrigan
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4.2.2023 6:58 AM

Classic Gorko: NERD FROM THE BEGINNING
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4.1.2023 11:59 AM

A THIN SLICE OF ANXIETY INTERVIEW WITH GORKO EIC RADDY
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4.1.2023 6:36 AM

3 DEAD PEOPLE WHO WERE ACTUALLY US PRESIDENTS
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3.31.2023 6:42 AM

RUBES: THESE 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR OFFICE DON’T EVEN SPEAK BASIC KLINGON
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3.30.2023 7:00 AM

2 Poems by David Estringel
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3.29.2023 7:00 AM

OMG I AM AI ART
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3.28.2023 7:00 AM

REMEMBERING 2020: THE 6-HOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT COST 24 MAPLETON SUPPLIES CO. EMPLOYEES 6 HOURS OF THEIR LIVES
📖 👀 More: REMEMBERING 2020: THE 6-HOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT COST 24 MAPLETON SUPPLIES CO. EMPLOYEES 6 HOURS OF THEIR LIVES
3.27.2023 6:43 AM

GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 THINGS HE REGULARLY DICES WITH JUST AN OPEN PALM
📖 👀 More: GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 THINGS HE REGULARLY DICES WITH JUST AN OPEN PALM
3.26.2023 7:00 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 6
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3.25.2023 7:00 AM

Buster & Bibi (& Lennon the dog) – ‘Another day in the life’ by Kyle Hemmings
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3.24.2023 7:00 AM

WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR ANALYSAND TO THE BEACH
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3.23.2023 6:15 AM

WHAT IF DOGS COULD PUNCH
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3.22.2023 6:22 AM

HOW TO TAKE A FRUITING: CORRECT/INCORRECT FORM
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3.21.2023 7:00 AM

I’m Starting To Think Many Of You Don’t Appreciate My Ugly Pe#*$ by Harvey Weinstein
📖 👀 More: I’m Starting To Think Many Of You Don’t Appreciate My Ugly Pe#*$ by Harvey Weinstein
3.20.2023 6:56 AM

LOOK AT THESE STUPID DUCKS TRYING TO READ POETRY
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3.19.2023 6:43 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL
📖 👀 More: Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL
3.18.2023 6:59 AM

Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings
📖 👀 More: Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings
3.17.2023 7:00 AM

BACK OFF MAN OR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER
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