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1.8.2022 7:12 AM

YUP, THERE SHE GOES
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1.7.2022 7:00 AM

HEARTBREAKING: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR ROBOT
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1.6.2022 7:00 AM

INSTEAD OF ‘SWORDSMANSHIP’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING ‘CANTALOUPE’
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1.5.2022 8:00 AM

No. 63
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1.4.2022 7:00 AM

THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE
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1.3.2022 7:00 AM

WHEN WE WERE PETS: THEN AND NOW
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1.2.2022 10:00 AM

THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA
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1.1.2022 12:01 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR IF YOU MADE IT
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12.31.2021 3:08 PM

THE GORKO 2021 ROUNDUP – HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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12.31.2021 7:00 AM

CHILLING: THIS MAN SAID NO WHEN A CHILD ASKED TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT
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12.30.2021 7:00 AM

HEY TONY THAT GUY IS WAVING AT US, DO SOMETHING
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12.28.2021 7:06 AM

RIGHT BEFORE THE WINDOWS GAVE WAY FROM TOO MUCH BEAUTIFUL
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12.27.2021 7:00 AM

WE ASKED 4 LOCAL K-12 TEACHERS FOR THE BASIC INGREDIENTS OF MEXICAN CHICKEN LIME SOUP. HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
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12.26.2021 10:00 AM

DEBBIE HARRY SURFING, 2014
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12.25.2021 8:50 AM

SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO DUMP YOU VS SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP
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12.24.2021 12:14 PM

Christmas Special ‘Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney’
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12.24.2021 8:00 AM

GOD HAS DECIDED TO REST YE MARY THIS DECEMBER, GENTLEMEN
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12.23.2021 7:00 AM

THIS DELIGHTFUL SPONGE BATH REMINDS ME OF THAT ICONIC SCENE FROM OH DANG WHAT WAS IT
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12.20.2021 7:00 AM

POETRY SOCIETY TO HEAR SHORT POEMS READ
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12.20.2021 7:00 AM

WE ASKED 6 TEENAGERS TO DEFINE ‘WOLF’ AND HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
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12.19.2021 8:00 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘A Christmas At 10 Downing Street’ by Jasmine Kennedy
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12.17.2021 7:00 AM

PAIR OF FREAKS ORDER SAME THING OFF MENU
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12.16.2021 7:00 AM

OF COURSE MARTIN LUTHER IS DEAD, HE WAS BORN IN 1483
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12.15.2021 10:00 AM

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MITCHELL KENNEDY?
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12.15.2021 6:11 AM

No. 60
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12.14.2021 7:43 AM

NEWLY SINGLE? 6 BREAKFAST CEREALS YOU COULD PROBABLY MANAGE TO GAG DOWN BEFORE WORK
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12.13.2021 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Homemade Eggnog
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12.12.2021 8:20 AM

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CAR
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12.11.2021 7:53 AM

NOTHING IS WRONG, INSISTS FOUR-HEADED BEAST, JUST LET’S ORDER DESSERT
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12.9.2021 7:00 AM

WHY EVERYONE YOU KNOW PROBABLY EATS CHEEZ WHIZ BY SPRAYING IT RIGHT INTO THEIR MOUTHS
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12.8.2021 12:11 PM

Classic Gorko: This newsletter baked with real pride
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12.7.2021 7:00 AM

OH FUCK HE BOUGHT A BAGUETTE AND IS CARRYING IT HOME UNDER HIS ARM HE’S A DEAD MAN
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12.6.2021 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Fat and Skinny Cows
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12.5.2021 7:00 AM

THINGS WE ARE JUST LEAVING IN THE BOX UNTIL THE NEXT DIVORCE
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12.4.2021 8:51 AM

REAL-LIFE VIGILANTES: WE TOOK THESE PEOPLE’S DOG AWAY
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12.3.2021 7:00 AM

GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
📖 👀 More: GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
11.30.2021 7:00 AM

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE GROUCHY BARTENDER
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11.29.2021 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Christmas Confexxxion 3’
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11.28.2021 9:25 AM

HEARTWARMING: THE MOMENT THIS MERMAID’S MOST FERVENT WISH WAS ANSWERED
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11.27.2021 10:00 AM

QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A STEAMING CUP OF TEA TO ENJOY
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11.26.2021 7:00 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Insurgent’ teaches us how to laugh and love
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11.25.2021 7:00 AM

THIS PERSON’S PERSONAL BRAND IS SPL RANCH
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11.24.2021 6:02 AM

No. 57
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11.23.2021 7:00 AM

HEY WHY IS THERE NO VERMOUTH AT THIS SALAD BAR
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11.21.2021 8:34 AM

Classic Gorko: YIELD
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11.20.2021 9:52 AM

The Theme of the Week is Getting One Up On The Joneses
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11.19.2021 7:00 AM

HANDS-DOWN BEST JAPANESE SAKI TO JUST LOOK AT
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11.18.2021 7:00 AM

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘AMERICAN HISTORY X’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
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11.17.2021 10:00 AM

Poet’s Corner: ‘A Tale’
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11.15.2021 10:35 AM

NEW ‘SUPER COLD’ REPORTEDLY SUPER UPBEAT AND FUN
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