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The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

4.6.2022 6:40 AM

No. 76
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4.5.2022 7:00 AM

5 LITTLE-KNOWN HERBS THAT ARE ALSO GoT SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
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4.4.2022 10:00 AM

Cartoon by Jesse Hilson: MEANWHILE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL
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4.3.2022 8:00 AM

WHY YOU SHOULD QUIT VAPING AND START SMOKING REAL CIGARETTES YOU GODDAMN COWARD
📖 👀 More: WHY YOU SHOULD QUIT VAPING AND START SMOKING REAL CIGARETTES YOU GODDAMN COWARD
4.2.2022 6:36 AM

IT *IS* IN THE DICTIONARY
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3.31.2022 7:00 AM

SHIT, THIS IS NOT MY FERRARI F8 TRIBUTO
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3.29.2022 6:25 AM

HORSEBACK RIDING: CAN IT CURE INSOMNIA?
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3.27.2022 7:00 AM

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
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3.25.2022 7:00 AM

OPINION: WHY THE LIGHTS ARE STILL ON AT JACK AND BARBARA’S HOUSE
📖 👀 More: OPINION: WHY THE LIGHTS ARE STILL ON AT JACK AND BARBARA’S HOUSE
3.24.2022 7:00 AM

Classic Gorko: NEWSRASH
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3.22.2022 7:00 AM

COOK AS THE GREATS OF ENGLISH LITERATURE COOKED 101: LAY THE SIZZLING PAN OF WATER ONTO THE HOB OF VEG YET NE’ER STIRRING
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3.20.2022 6:32 AM

HILARIOUS! COUPLE SETS RECORD FOR MOST TRAGIC EXCUSE TO SKIP AHEAD IN LINE AT AIRPORT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD
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3.19.2022 7:00 AM

CHEESY, DREAMY: OUR EXPERTS DISSECT A PEPPEPIDGE FARMS GOLDFISH
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3.18.2022 7:00 AM

ILLINOIS TOWN CASHES IN ON LOCAL CREEP TOBY
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3.17.2022 7:29 AM

ARE YOU AS DRUNK AS A LORD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
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3.15.2022 7:00 AM

THESE PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIES WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING ARE THE PERFECT HOLIDAY TREAT, TOO BAD IT’S MARCH
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3.13.2022 6:51 AM

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK? THE BEST THERMAL UNDERWEAR FOR THE 2022 PEORIA DATING SCENE
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3.12.2022 7:22 AM

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO: DURING THE ATOMIC WINTER YOUR NEIGHBOR JEFF WILL PROBABLY HAVE CONTROL OF LOCAL FALLOUT SHELTER
📖 👀 More: KNOW BEFORE YOU GO: DURING THE ATOMIC WINTER YOUR NEIGHBOR JEFF WILL PROBABLY HAVE CONTROL OF LOCAL FALLOUT SHELTER
3.10.2022 7:00 AM

2 Poems by Gene Goldfarb
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3.9.2022 6:37 AM

No. 72
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3.8.2022 7:00 AM

UH OH: THIS XRAY OF YOUR ASS
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3.6.2022 9:00 AM

THE CHURCH AND YOU: WHERE TO SIT, WHAT TO WEAR
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3.5.2022 8:00 AM

CHECK OUT THE LEGS ON THIS MULE
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3.4.2022 7:00 AM

HEARTBREAKING: WE BOUGHT THE LAST PAW PATROL EXTENDING LADDER FIRETRUCK OUT FROM UNDER THIS LITTLE KID WHO HAD SAVED HIS ALLOWANCE FOR MONTHS TO BUY IT
📖 👀 More: HEARTBREAKING: WE BOUGHT THE LAST PAW PATROL EXTENDING LADDER FIRETRUCK OUT FROM UNDER THIS LITTLE KID WHO HAD SAVED HIS ALLOWANCE FOR MONTHS TO BUY IT
3.3.2022 7:00 AM

WAIT THIS IS NOT THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI
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3.2.2022 6:11 AM

No. 71
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3.1.2022 7:00 AM

NEW BOARD GAME A HIT!
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2.28.2022 10:31 AM

GORKO EIC TO APPEAR IN HUMOR ANTHOLOGY ‘WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE ALIEN BUDDHA? PART TWO’ BUY BUY BUY
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2.28.2022 7:00 AM

OH DID I MENTION I BOUGHT AN ISLAND
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2.27.2022 7:00 AM

REPORT: 2022 JUST MORE OF THE SAME SHIT
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2.26.2022 9:00 AM

GORKO WORD OF THE DAY: RUBLIDUB
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2.25.2022 6:16 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘What About Taxes’
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2.24.2022 7:00 AM

THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON THEM DIVIDED BY WELL YOU KNOW
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2.23.2022 10:04 AM

No. 70
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2.23.2022 6:41 AM

AMERICAN AIRLINES NOT RESUMING ON-BOARD ‘AMERILYMPICS’ AFTER GOLD MEDAL GAFFE
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2.22.2022 7:00 AM

THERE ARE MORE THAN 3,000 KINDS OF DATES. WHAT KIND WILL END UP IN YOUR MOUTH?
📖 👀 More: THERE ARE MORE THAN 3,000 KINDS OF DATES. WHAT KIND WILL END UP IN YOUR MOUTH?
2.21.2022 7:00 AM

WHO KILLED SQUEAKY?
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2.20.2022 7:00 AM

‘Gazelle of Unfended Láatsi’ by Antonio Bodega-Palabra
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2.19.2022 8:10 AM

HUGE WINERY DISCOVERED WEST OF SACRAMENTO
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2.18.2022 7:00 AM

THIS GREEN JUICE RECIPE IS EVEN BETTER WITH A SPLASH OF VODKA
📖 👀 More: THIS GREEN JUICE RECIPE IS EVEN BETTER WITH A SPLASH OF VODKA
2.17.2022 10:00 AM

IN PEORIA, A BATTLE OVER WHO GETS TO ASK CASEY TO THE PROM
📖 👀 More: IN PEORIA, A BATTLE OVER WHO GETS TO ASK CASEY TO THE PROM
2.17.2022 7:00 AM

2 Poems by Matthew McGuirk
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2.16.2022 7:02 AM

No. 69
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2.15.2022 7:31 AM

HURRICANE ELMO CAUSES NO DAMAGE IN FLORIDA BECAUSE WE JUST MADE HURRICANE ELMO UP
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2.14.2022 12:31 PM

Garbage Problem
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2.14.2022 10:00 AM

Happy Valentine’s Day Losers
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2.14.2022 7:00 AM

COUNT DRAKGORTH HAS SPOKEN: YOU SHALL HAVE HIS CASTLE IN DRAKGORTH FOREST IN RETURN FOR YOUR THREE BEDROOM PEORIA SPLIT LEVEL
📖 👀 More: COUNT DRAKGORTH HAS SPOKEN: YOU SHALL HAVE HIS CASTLE IN DRAKGORTH FOREST IN RETURN FOR YOUR THREE BEDROOM PEORIA SPLIT LEVEL
2.13.2022 2:00 PM

HAPPY SUPERB BOWL SUNDAY EVERYONE IS A WINNER
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2.13.2022 10:14 AM

THE HORROR: WATCH THIS PERSON’S VALENTINE DATE’S TEETH MOVE
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2.12.2022 8:15 AM

3D PRINTER OVERHEATS OUTSIDE WEST PEORIA, SPITS OUT 3000 REDNECK ZOMBIES
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