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The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

12.24.2021 8:00 AM

GOD HAS DECIDED TO REST YE MARY THIS DECEMBER, GENTLEMEN
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12.23.2021 7:00 AM

THIS DELIGHTFUL SPONGE BATH REMINDS ME OF THAT ICONIC SCENE FROM OH DANG WHAT WAS IT
📖 👀 More: THIS DELIGHTFUL SPONGE BATH REMINDS ME OF THAT ICONIC SCENE FROM OH DANG WHAT WAS IT
12.20.2021 7:00 AM

WE ASKED 6 TEENAGERS TO DEFINE ‘WOLF’ AND HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
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12.19.2021 8:00 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘A Christmas At 10 Downing Street’ by Jasmine Kennedy
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12.17.2021 7:00 AM

PAIR OF FREAKS ORDER SAME THING OFF MENU
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12.16.2021 7:00 AM

OF COURSE MARTIN LUTHER IS DEAD, HE WAS BORN IN 1483
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12.15.2021 10:00 AM

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MITCHELL KENNEDY?
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12.15.2021 6:11 AM

No. 60
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12.14.2021 7:43 AM

NEWLY SINGLE? 6 BREAKFAST CEREALS YOU COULD PROBABLY MANAGE TO GAG DOWN BEFORE WORK
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12.13.2021 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Homemade Eggnog
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12.12.2021 8:20 AM

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CAR
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12.11.2021 7:53 AM

NOTHING IS WRONG, INSISTS FOUR-HEADED BEAST, JUST LET’S ORDER DESSERT
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12.9.2021 7:00 AM

WHY EVERYONE YOU KNOW PROBABLY EATS CHEEZ WHIZ BY SPRAYING IT RIGHT INTO THEIR MOUTHS
📖 👀 More: WHY EVERYONE YOU KNOW PROBABLY EATS CHEEZ WHIZ BY SPRAYING IT RIGHT INTO THEIR MOUTHS
12.8.2021 12:11 PM

Classic Gorko: This newsletter baked with real pride
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12.7.2021 7:00 AM

OH FUCK HE BOUGHT A BAGUETTE AND IS CARRYING IT HOME UNDER HIS ARM HE’S A DEAD MAN
📖 👀 More: OH FUCK HE BOUGHT A BAGUETTE AND IS CARRYING IT HOME UNDER HIS ARM HE’S A DEAD MAN
12.6.2021 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Fat and Skinny Cows
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12.5.2021 7:00 AM

THINGS WE ARE JUST LEAVING IN THE BOX UNTIL THE NEXT DIVORCE
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12.4.2021 8:51 AM

REAL-LIFE VIGILANTES: WE TOOK THESE PEOPLE’S DOG AWAY
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12.3.2021 7:00 AM

GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
📖 👀 More: GET IT TOGETHER: THIRD WHEEL RICKETY AND WOODEN LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF OREGON TRAIL COVERED WAGON
11.30.2021 7:00 AM

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE GROUCHY BARTENDER
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11.29.2021 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Christmas Confexxxion 3’
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11.28.2021 9:25 AM

HEARTWARMING: THE MOMENT THIS MERMAID’S MOST FERVENT WISH WAS ANSWERED
📖 👀 More: HEARTWARMING: THE MOMENT THIS MERMAID’S MOST FERVENT WISH WAS ANSWERED
11.27.2021 10:00 AM

QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A STEAMING CUP OF TEA TO ENJOY
📖 👀 More: QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A STEAMING CUP OF TEA TO ENJOY
11.26.2021 7:00 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Insurgent’ teaches us how to laugh and love
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11.25.2021 7:00 AM

THIS PERSON’S PERSONAL BRAND IS SPL RANCH
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11.24.2021 6:02 AM

No. 57
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11.23.2021 7:00 AM

HEY WHY IS THERE NO VERMOUTH AT THIS SALAD BAR
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11.21.2021 8:34 AM

Classic Gorko: YIELD
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11.20.2021 9:52 AM

The Theme of the Week is Getting One Up On The Joneses
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11.19.2021 7:00 AM

HANDS-DOWN BEST JAPANESE SAKI TO JUST LOOK AT
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11.18.2021 7:00 AM

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘AMERICAN HISTORY X’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
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11.17.2021 10:00 AM

Poet’s Corner: ‘A Tale’
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11.15.2021 10:35 AM

NEW ‘SUPER COLD’ REPORTEDLY SUPER UPBEAT AND FUN
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11.15.2021 7:00 AM

CRYPTID CURRENCY REBOUNDS IN GREAT NORTHWEST
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11.13.2021 8:30 AM

CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? FUCK OFF
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11.11.2021 7:00 AM

5:43 PM AND PRESSURE MOUNTING ON GORDON RAMSAY TO MAKE TONIGHT’S DINNER A SPECIAL DINNER
📖 👀 More: 5:43 PM AND PRESSURE MOUNTING ON GORDON RAMSAY TO MAKE TONIGHT’S DINNER A SPECIAL DINNER
11.10.2021 7:00 AM

Classic Gorko: GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
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11.10.2021 7:00 AM

No. 55
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11.9.2021 7:00 AM

USE ‘NIPPLE’ IN A SENTENCE WHILE WALKING A HIGHWIRE OVER NIAGARA FALLS, I DARE YA
📖 👀 More: USE ‘NIPPLE’ IN A SENTENCE WHILE WALKING A HIGHWIRE OVER NIAGARA FALLS, I DARE YA
11.8.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: YOU MAKE THE RULES
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11.7.2021 9:10 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: PLATITUDES 1.0
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11.6.2021 11:00 AM

SHE MET HIM AT THE AQUARIUM. THIS IS WHERE THEY WENT NEXT
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11.5.2021 7:00 AM

INSTEAD OF ‘THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST’ WE ARE GOING TO START SAYING SOMETHING ELSE
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11.4.2021 7:00 AM

BAD EGG BUT GOOD BACON
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11.3.2021 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Life’s A Lemon
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11.2.2021 7:00 AM

3 THINGS YOU ARE PROBABLY GETTING WRONG WHEN YOU WALK IN THE FOREST
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11.1.2021 11:00 AM

No. 53
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11.1.2021 7:00 AM

OH NO LOST IN THE VALLEY OF THE CACTUS AGAIN
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10.31.2021 9:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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10.30.2021 9:00 AM

CANDY BARS WITH RAZOR BLADES INSIDE RANKED BY JOHNSON STREET ADDRESS
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