The Gorko Gazette

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7.24.2021 5:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.5
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7.24.2021 11:00 AM

WHAT DOES ‘HAMPER’ MEAN TO YOU? AS IN, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION
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7.23.2021 10:00 AM

THIS MAN SOLD HIS SOUL TO OBTAIN THE POWER OF FLIGHT IN ORDER TO BECOME WORLD’S GREATEST GOALKEEPER BUT HIS TIMING IS STILL WAY OFF
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7.21.2021 5:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.4
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7.19.2021 10:00 AM

Emily Dickinson in her own words: ‘Because I Could Not Stop For Death’ (479)
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7.19.2021 10:00 AM

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL CANCELLED
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7.19.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko #1
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7.19.2021 10:00 AM

New Poem ‘Love’
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7.19.2021 10:00 AM

No. 2
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7.19.2021 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Fruit
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7.19.2021 7:00 AM

Movie Preview: ‘The Man From Cincinnati’
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7.16.2021 7:00 AM

BOOK EXCERPT ‘TEARS ON THE MOON’ BY MITCHELL DARKWING
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7.15.2021 7:00 AM

Classic Gorko: ‘Barns-With-Green-Roofs-Society’
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7.15.2021 7:00 AM

TAKE A PEEK INSIDE THE LOST FLYING PYRAMID FROM APHIX 9 GOVERNMENTS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW EXISTS
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7.14.2021 1:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.2
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7.14.2021 7:00 AM

No. 26
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7.12.2021 7:00 AM

LEONARD NIMOY SURPRISES DESIGNER ON RUNWAY
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7.11.2021 11:00 AM

No. 25
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7.9.2021 1:00 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.1
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7.9.2021 10:00 AM

6 Mistakes You’re Making When You Watch ‘Star Trek III: The Search For Spock’
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7.8.2021 7:00 AM

CRUISE SHIP GETS APPROVAL TO SET SAIL FROM MALAYSIA
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7.7.2021 12:55 PM

Gorkoglyph 1.0
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7.7.2021 7:00 AM

No. 24
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7.5.2021 10:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog FAQ
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7.5.2021 6:00 AM

AND WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT: A PHOTO ESSAY
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7.4.2021 10:00 AM

No. 23
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7.3.2021 7:00 AM

EXISTENTIAL PHILOSOPHER-POET’S NAME IS ANDY
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7.1.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: ‘What is the difference between celebrities and mules?’
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7.1.2021 7:00 AM

FAKE NEWS BETTER FOR THE DIGESTION, STUDY FINDS
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6.30.2021 7:00 AM

#22
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6.29.2021 7:00 AM

WOMAN HAS BEEN TRAVELING FOR TWO YEARS — IN HER OWN HOME!
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6.25.2021 7:00 AM

BOOK EXCERPT: ‘FRIED GREEN RUTABAGAS’ BY MITCHELL O’HARA
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6.25.2021 7:00 AM

TODD AND ASHLEY NEILSON WELCOME SECOND BABY!!!!!!
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6.24.2021 7:00 AM

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘ARACHNOPHOBIA’ I AM TALKING ABOUT
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6.22.2021 7:00 AM

Classic Gorko: ‘Frank Robinson, Resident Bag Lady’
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6.22.2021 6:00 AM

‘IN AMERICA EVERY LITTLE GIRL GETS A PONY’ SAYS AMERICAN TOURIST IN ACAPULCO
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6.21.2021 8:00 AM

This Week’s Theme is Antibacterial Gel
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6.21.2021 7:00 AM

OH, I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
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6.19.2021 8:00 AM

FEEL THAT WARM BREEZE, HAROLD
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6.18.2021 7:00 AM

Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Jurassic World War’ takes a pass on premillennialist escatology
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6.17.2021 7:00 AM

SWIPED LEFT FOR THE LAST TIME
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6.16.2021 6:00 AM

#18
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6.14.2021 6:00 AM

INSTANT POT® MAKING AMATEURS LOOK GOOD, BITCHES CHEF WEARING PARABOLIC SKIS
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6.11.2021 6:00 AM

BOOK EXCERPT: ‘PRINCESS LEATHERHELM’ BY MITCHELL DARKWING
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6.9.2021 6:00 AM

#16
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6.8.2021 7:00 AM

BLIND NEPALESE MAN CLIMBS EVEREST, BEFRIENDS BIGFOOT, HOTWIRES DOWNED MILITARY HELICOPTER, FLIES TO KATHMANDU, LANDS AMIDST APPLAUSE WITH FURRY COPILOT, AND MELTS BACK INTO THE CROWD
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6.7.2021 6:00 AM

THERE IS A HAIRLESS TIGER IN YOUR FRIDGE DUDE
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6.7.2021 6:00 AM

Lemondrop reads poetry: ‘This Fair Oak’ by Maria Steinburg-Piccadilly
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6.6.2021 6:00 AM

#15
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6.5.2021 6:00 AM

THE SILENT TREATMENT: 27 EXPERT OPINIONS
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