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The Gorko Gazette

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9.20.2021 9:31 AM

LEMON REILLY’S MATH FICTION
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9.20.2021 7:00 AM

1 IN 1 PEOPLE AGREE ‘BARN DANCE WITH ROY ROGERS AND TRIGGER’ TOP MUSICAL ACT AT ILLINOIS STATE FAIR THIS YEAR
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9.19.2021 10:45 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: IT’S YOUR BEDTIME, GORKO
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9.18.2021 10:04 AM

FINALLY, PICASSO FOR DUMMIES: IT’S A PICTURE OF A COW
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9.17.2021 7:00 AM

PHOTO EXHIBIT CHALLENGES STEREOTYPES BY PUTTING REDNECK TRASH IN ‘FANCY-ASS’ SETTINGS
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9.16.2021 7:00 AM

CROWD CLAMS UP – POLICE RAID NEW SEAFOOD SPEAKEASY
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9.14.2021 7:00 AM

TURNS OUT THE DEVIL IS FINE WITHOUT HIS DUE, HE WANTS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHET
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9.13.2021 10:00 AM

WE LINED UP ALL OUR PENS AND THEY STRETCHED FROM NEBRASKA TO HAWAII
📖 👀 More: WE LINED UP ALL OUR PENS AND THEY STRETCHED FROM NEBRASKA TO HAWAII
9.13.2021 7:00 AM

WORDS OF LOVE SOFT AND TENDER WON’T WIN A GIRL’S HEART ANYMORE
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9.12.2021 9:00 AM

No. 44
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9.11.2021 10:00 AM

HE BOUGHT A CHEAP HOUSE IN WEST PEORIA. HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
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9.10.2021 11:00 AM

Max Max: Furious Roads to a waste of a Buy-1-Get-1-Free Coupon
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9.10.2021 7:00 AM

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING BUT THAT IS A DEAD HOOKER
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9.9.2021 7:00 AM

WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRANK BLEACH, ASKING FOR A FRIEND
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9.8.2021 1:00 PM

3 NEW GORKOS: GORKO MOTHER
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9.8.2021 10:00 AM

3 NEW GORKOS: MEET GORKO
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9.8.2021 6:00 AM

No. 43
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9.7.2021 7:00 AM

NSFW, BOSS STERNLY WARNS, SPOTTING PIC OF GIRLFRIEND LEANING OVER POTTERY WHEEL
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9.6.2021 6:00 AM

5 FAST DINNERS FOR WELL TBH PRETTY MUCH EVERY FUCKING NIGHT THIS WEEK
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9.4.2021 7:12 AM

NEW FITNESS PROGRAM PUSHUPS WITH DAISY® BLAMED FOR RASH OF PEORIA-AREA HEART ATTACKS
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9.3.2021 10:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Assault on Cell Block Number Nine or Was It Nineteen’
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9.3.2021 7:00 AM

THESE INNOCENT CITIZENS HAD THEIR CARS TAKEN FROM THEM AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF US
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9.2.2021 10:00 AM

WRITER’S BLOCK: WHEN IT AFFECTS YOUR THIRD GRADER
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9.2.2021 7:00 AM

UNCLE TOBY WHAT DO YOU DO DOWN AT THE OLD QUARRY?
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9.1.2021 7:00 AM

No. 41
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8.30.2021 11:00 AM

LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE
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8.30.2021 6:00 AM

NOT EVERYONE SAW WHETHER ROBBIE VALLEY WAS ABLE TO DRAIN THIS THREE-POINTER AT THE BUZZER
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8.29.2021 11:00 AM

No. 40
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8.28.2021 6:00 AM

SHE SPENT 5 YEARS PHOTOGRAPHING NOTHING BUT THE NOCTURNAL ROLLING CHEESEBURGERS OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
📖 👀 More: SHE SPENT 5 YEARS PHOTOGRAPHING NOTHING BUT THE NOCTURNAL ROLLING CHEESEBURGERS OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
8.27.2021 6:32 AM

Book Excerpt: ‘Fifty Shades of Mitch’ by Mitch Kenn
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8.26.2021 7:00 AM

AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT *I* LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL SHANNON
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8.25.2021 7:00 AM

No. 39
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8.24.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: Stuff & Stuff
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8.22.2021 7:00 AM

No. 38
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8.21.2021 9:00 AM

WHAT YOUR NEW LOG CABIN NEEDS IS A RIFLE SLOT
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8.20.2021 10:00 AM

Mitchell’s MASH THAT FLICK™
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8.19.2021 12:00 PM

No. 37
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8.19.2021 7:00 AM

GOOD GOLLY, THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EAR
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8.18.2021 10:00 AM

MORE THAN 2.9 MILLION PEOPLE LEFT IN KANSAS AFTER TORNADOS RIP ACROSS STATE
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8.18.2021 7:00 AM

No. 36
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8.17.2021 7:00 AM

YOU WRITE POETRY, UNCLE TOBY?
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8.14.2021 7:00 AM

GOING ON THE LAM? DON’T FORGET THESE 5 ESSENTIAL ITEMS FOR YOUR OVERNIGHT BAG
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8.13.2021 7:00 AM

BREAKING NEWS: WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
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8.13.2021 6:53 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Flick of the Monogrammed Wipe’
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8.12.2021 10:00 AM

Classic Gorko: ‘Mr. Burt is the Unabomper, father of many great bompings’
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8.10.2021 7:00 AM

PEOPLE REPLACED BY YOUTUBE CAT VIDEOS, WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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8.9.2021 6:49 AM

7 MINUTES LATE AND NOT CARRYING ROSES
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8.8.2021 12:23 PM

No. 33
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8.7.2021 7:00 AM

SWEATPANTS NOW MANDATORY
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8.6.2021 7:00 AM

MISTER ROGERS SPOTTED BEHIND COUNTER IN MEXICAN LIQUOR N GROCERY
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