maybe none of the others
knew how to navigate those waters
maybe i’m the man
Month: January 2023
HOW DO YOU SPELL VOILA?
What looks like a man’s name in French is probably just what we say VOILA.
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 2
Favorite captions will be published at the end of each month.
IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE GLOVE WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON AS A GAUGE IN CASE YOU WERE CHALLENGED TO A DUEL?
If your impulse is to keep the glove on your person, you may be suffering from Acute Gauge Anxiety (AGA).
IT IS 2023. DO YOU KNOW WHERE ELVIS IS?
Is Pope Francis in fact Elvis in disguise?
3 poems by Shine Ballard
i have peat eyes.
ORANGE YOU AMAZED? AMELIA MIRANDA SETS NEW TRANSATLANTIC RECORD (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY SOLO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC WHILE BALANCING A PILE OF FRUIT ON HER HEAD. ‘NOW WE’RE […]
GOING TOE TO TOE WITH STEPHEN KING? THIS MAN NOT ONLY WROTE A SCARY BOOK, HIS FACE IS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED
‘His ghastly face paralysis puts him in excellent company in the horror community.’
OH NO BRIAN IS A MINOTAUR
Creepy, Brian.
SATISFYING: DON MARKENBALDI FINALLY TRIPS OVER THE HAMMERS WE STREWED ACROSS HIS DRIVEWAY AND FALLS HARD ONTO THE RAKED GRAVEL WALK
Yes, there is blood, but reportedly the feared Don has already made his way inside the house so the extent of his injuries are yet to be confirmed.
MICKELIA EARHART SAYS THEY WILL NOT BE ENTERING THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
BREAKING NEWS AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY VIA LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE THAT THEY HAVE DECIDED, AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, NOT TO ENTER THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY, IN […]
FRIGHTENING! THIS TOURIST AND HER PAPER MAP
In a frightening new development, this local tourist is actually carrying around and consulting a paper map. Horrifying! The Gorko‘s advice? Steer clear if you know what is good for you. Photo by Nick Seagrave […]