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3.15.2023 7:00 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 5
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3.14.2023 7:00 AM

VEGETABLE SHORTAGE IN PEORIA? THESE LOCAL TEENS WATCH FEWER THAN 14 HOURS OF TV PER WEEK
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3.13.2023 7:00 AM

DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
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3.12.2023 7:00 AM

Upcoming Movie: ‘Elvis’ starring Elvis of course
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3.11.2023 7:00 AM

BASIC SPANISH FOR YOUR TRIP ABROAD
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3.10.2023 6:33 AM

POPE RULES OUT FISH AFTER JUST A QUICK PEEK AT MENU
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3.9.2023 6:18 AM

HOW HOT CAN A CAT GET?
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3.8.2023 7:00 AM

NO GRIFF THE HOTDOG STAND IS THIS WAY
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3.7.2023 6:25 AM

HUA HUA HUA! NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THAT FLOWERS ARE CHINESE
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3.6.2023 6:24 AM

THIS GUY’S NAME IS RHYS BUT HIS CAT GOT RUN OVER BY HIS EX-WIFE’S BOYFRIEND
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3.5.2023 7:00 AM

Bad Poem by Professor Stout
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3.4.2023 7:00 AM

3 LADY PIRATES WHO WERE FREAKS IN THE SHEETS
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3.3.2023 5:58 AM

THIS WOMAN PUT ALL OF HER EGGS IN ONE BASKET, LEFT THE BASKET ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR WHEN SHE DROVE OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, AND NOW HAS NOTHING TO COOK FOR BREAKFAST
📖 👀 More: THIS WOMAN PUT ALL OF HER EGGS IN ONE BASKET, LEFT THE BASKET ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR WHEN SHE DROVE OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, AND NOW HAS NOTHING TO COOK FOR BREAKFAST
3.2.2023 7:00 AM

‘Slowly Slowly, Catchee Monkey’ and 2 more by Lynn White
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3.1.2023 6:03 AM

IF YOU HAD TO COULD YOU MAKE A PAPER AIRPLANE IN UNDER 30 SECONDS
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2.28.2023 6:54 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog: SOMETIMES A PISTOL IS JUST A PISTOL
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2.27.2023 6:53 AM

IF YOU STARTED A BAND WOULD YOU CALL IT RESIDUAL DOOM
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2.25.2023 2:55 PM

Classic Gorko: NATIONAL NERD NETWORK
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2.25.2023 6:31 AM

LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF THESE PORTLY HIKERS SLAMMING INTO TREES
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2.24.2023 6:37 AM

WHAT WILL YOU MISS MORE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE, COFFEE OR BOLLYWOOD YEAH WE THOUGHT SO BOLLYWOOD ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS TOO
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2.23.2023 7:00 AM

3 poems by Ron Riekki
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2.22.2023 7:00 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 4
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2.20.2023 7:00 AM

3 SMALL HORSES THAT ARE REALLY INTERNATIONAL ESPIONAGE AGENTS
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2.18.2023 6:52 AM

1 DRESS, 10 BRIDES: 10 OF ‘LITERARY CRITIC’ DON MARKENBALDI’S DEAD WIVES HAVE WORN THIS DOOMSDAY OUTFIT TO THE ALTAR
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2.17.2023 6:27 AM

FINALLY PROVEN: ROCK ‘N’ ROLL IS MADE OUT OF DONUTS
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2.16.2023 6:41 AM

IS YOUR PLANET BULGING? 3 TIPS TO FIRM UP YOUR CIRCUMFERENCE
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2.15.2023 7:00 AM

SO IT IS FEBRUARY WELL I’LL GO DOWN THEIR CHIMNEYS WHENEVER I DARN WELL FEEL LIKE IT
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2.14.2023 6:31 AM

The Theme of the Week is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree
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2.13.2023 7:00 AM

‘COUNTRY MUSIC?’ by Adam Van Winkle
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2.12.2023 7:07 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 3
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2.11.2023 6:55 AM

THE NEW MILLENNIAL LIBRARY FROM A TO Z
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2.10.2023 7:00 AM

WHAT IS THE REASON FOR RAISINS?
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2.9.2023 6:32 AM

ICYMI: ROI FAINÉANT INTERVIEW WITH GORKO EIC RADDY
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2.8.2023 6:24 AM

RACIST: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS REFUSED ENTRANCE TO LOCAL CLUB FOR APPEARING UNDERAGED
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2.6.2023 6:22 AM

TRAGIC: THIS SHETLAND PONY WAS TOLD IT WAS TOO SHORT TO RIDE ON THE NEW DEATH PLUMMET ROLLER COASTER
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2.5.2023 6:47 AM

MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ‘THIRTEEN LIVES’ OR DO YOU MEAN ‘THIRTEEN LIES’
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2.4.2023 6:41 AM

RIPPING YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PREPARATION TO ENTER THE WRESTLING RING AND GRAPPLE WITH DARREN THE DESTROYER? INSTEAD CONSIDER DONATING IT TO ONE OF THESE 3 CHARITIES
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2.3.2023 6:26 AM

NO PIXIES ALLOWED ON THE PIRATE SHIP GENTLEMEN
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2.2.2023 2:00 PM

HAPPY GROUNDHOGS DAY GORKODOGS!
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2.2.2023 6:39 AM

A SLICE OF HEAVEN? THIS SLICE OF PIZZA
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2.1.2023 8:33 AM

TOMATOES MADE MY SANDWICH GET ALL SOGGY
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2.1.2023 6:04 AM

Modern poems by Nolcha Fox
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1.30.2023 6:29 AM

HOW DO YOU SPELL VOILA?
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1.29.2023 7:07 AM

PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 2
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1.28.2023 6:55 AM

IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE GLOVE WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON AS A GAUGE IN CASE YOU WERE CHALLENGED TO A DUEL?
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1.27.2023 7:00 AM

IT IS 2023. DO YOU KNOW WHERE ELVIS IS?
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1.26.2023 6:50 AM

3 poems by Shine Ballard
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1.25.2023 9:00 AM

ORANGE YOU AMAZED? AMELIA MIRANDA SETS NEW TRANSATLANTIC RECORD (GORKO CAPTION CONTEST)
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1.25.2023 7:14 AM

GOING TOE TO TOE WITH STEPHEN KING? THIS MAN NOT ONLY WROTE A SCARY BOOK, HIS FACE IS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED
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1.24.2023 6:28 AM

OH NO BRIAN IS A MINOTAUR
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