If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter?

If you had to choose, would you be a bullrider or a bullfighter?
Here at The Gorko we realize that you have a busy life and sometimes simply do not have time to get out in nature the way you would like. That is why we have decided […]
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GORKO ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR AND SUBLEASER MITCHELL KENNEDY, APPARENTLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT GORKO POET LAUREATE AND ALL-AROUND BADASS CAPTAIN B IS AN ACTUAL PERSON, HAS DISCREETLY LEAKED US AN ‘EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW’ WITH THAT FICTIONAL POET, […]
Faroe the Pharoah later admitted to having become disillusioned with the American way of life, especially the dismal quality of hay.
The white lace bodice shortsleeved doomsday outfit that reportedly cost him only $389.99 in 1994.
‘When we began really looking into what really rock ‘n’ roll music is made of, on a molecular level, it was just donuts.’
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Tyger tyger burning bright
Challenged books for the K-12 set get the lion’s share of media attention, but what about books for emerging-to-Millennial adults?