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3 LOCAL DWARVES WHO ARE ALL ACTUALLY PARKING LOT ATTENDANTS: COULD THEY BE RELATED?
‘Yes we have hired Little People for our garages, they are tremendous workers.’
SNIPPING THEIR HEDGES JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE? 3 BEST PRACTICES FROM MISTER CHATBOT
HAVE A SNAPPY NEW DAY!
WHY IS UNCLE TOBY TOILET PAPERING HIS OWN MOTHER’S HOUSE, HE LIVES THERE
Can you please provide more information or context about Uncle Toby and the incident you are referring to?
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ROM-COM OF THE SUMMER ‘MEG 2’ HAS REAL TEETH
This crisply directed yet grainy-looking princess-and-pauperess modern fairy tale contains all the elements necessary to sweep a new generation of moviegoers off their feet.
GOT THE WEDNESDAY WEDDING? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
One time Mister Banana went out for baseball…
WHAT’S MAKING US LOOK SHORT TODAY? THE BEARD OR COVERALLS CONVERSATION
Chuck me under the chin and call me a midnight munchkin!
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: THE EVOLUTION TOWARDS LIFE-AFFIRMING LANGUAGE
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
Upcoming Movie: ‘I Am Smokey’
Witness this harrowing story of a bear who has lost his reason to be and a young girl who still believes in heroes.
TH LTTR _ HAS ABSCONDD WITH ALL TH DAMN JWLS
Aftr placing th loot (stimatd to b worth mor than $100,000) th bandit mad a clan scap.
The Last Five (Six) Women I’ve Known, described as if They Were Literary Plots, Followed by The Thoughtful Edits of Those Plots by the Last Five (Six) Women I’ve Known
He checks her attributes against his list of qualities a good woman should have: 1) Likes to do it, 2) Not a Psycho.
MIND YOUR P’S AND Q’S WITH THIS HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY
GORKO’S OWN LABORATORY TESTED, CONSUMER APPROVED HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY