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THAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE-HANDED GOD CLAPPING FOR YOUR DUMB ORATION BROTHER ETHERNAN
I hate listening to people’s voices, but Brother Ethernan’s puerile little chipMONK drone is my private version of hell.
COMPARING MACKEREL? TRY GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO’S CUNNING INVENTION, THE MACKEREL SIZER
Simple yet elegant in design, the Rambo Mackerelizer allows any line cook to simply stretch a mackerel out and measure the sucker.
THIS CLUMSY BOY MELTED THE POLAR ICE SHELF
Winter is coming, in the form of 60 to 70 centimeters of displaced water.
TREES: WHAT CAN WE DO TO KEEP THEM FROM LEAVING?
An apple a day keeps the lumberjacks away.
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO: BEST 3 CHINESE DISHES TO SNORT, NOT EAT
Soft and warm, with just the perfect amount of spice, it will go up your nostrils like a dream.
MR. CHATBOT HAS YOUR FAMILY ALBUM READY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OF COURSE THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE
Why are you freaking out, geesh. It is close enough, no chatbot would even notice.
OH YOU CALL THEM TIGHTS. FOR ME THEY ARE BALLERINA PANTS
Okay Mister Fancy Terminology.
STONEHENGE: CAN IT BE SPELT?
Must have taken a dozen gos at it and I am beginning to think the answer is not possible, my friends.
THIS CLUMSY BOY BROKE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
Rock and roll will never be the same.
NOLCHA’S POOP SCOOP: Who’s the Real Monster of the March?
That same evening, parents scooped up Halloween leftovers while their children slept, to hand over to the dentist.
AND ONE OF THEM IS YOUR FATHER
You remember the stories about the infamous Peoria Concert in the Park in 2013?