You and your group of cocksure friends may still be beautiful and full of vinegar and sass in 2063, sonny, as your behavior tends to imply you think, but recent advanced computer facial aging technology […]
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FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Good cheese is like a fine wine’ by JENX
We all have guilty pleasures, methinks. Take cheesy music, for example.
RATZASS: UNRELEASED PRESS RELEASE BY BOB GIELOW
No female Fizer employees can imagine a health-conscious pregnant woman wanting to apply a product to their mouths that has been created using the shavings from a Rat’s butt.
AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL
What is American cheese?
THE KINDERGARTENER REVOLUTIONIZING THE WAY WE THINK OF CRAYON ART
A local kindergartener enrolled in nearby Lake Glower Elementary, is doing with crayons something that has never been attempted.
CRAZY! THESE PEOPLE WENT TO RED LOBSTER ON A MONDAY
How dare they!
HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23…
NO NEED FOR STICKS PRICKLES WILL HELP US WITH THE S’MORES
ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E: […]
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: 3 MISTAKES YOU’RE PROBABLY MAKING WHILE WATCHING ‘MAID IN MANHATTAN’
While rewatching the FABULOUS Wayne Wang (tee hee hee) 2002 blockbuster rom-com Maid in Manhattan starring J-Lo (if I may, Jennifer) and Ralph (Ralph does not pronounce the L in his name) Fiennes, between household […]
IF BANANAS COULD FLY WOULD TWO FACING PIECES OF THE PEEL BE THE WINGS?
If the wings were not facing pieces of their peel, how would bananas propel themselves through the air?
LOVE DOGS OF MAXIMUS 7: A MITCHELL KENNEDY ORIGINAL
Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy has been BUU-SY! This time with a series of science fiction novels called ‘Love Dogs’. Read all about the third and fourth books of the (planned) series below. BOOK 3: […]
PORPOISE MISTAKEN FOR DOLPHIN MISTAKEN ON PORPOISE
‘We think he did it on porpoise,’ reported a childlike kin of the guilty party.